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DJ SureLock

I'm Jesus, the son of God. Follow me and I will lead you to divinity...

About Me


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I have a daughter. Her name is Katelyn Victoria. She's awesome.I'm into things. I'm into big things. I spin breakbeats and I eat pizza. Pizza is the shit. Ninja Turtles are the shit. You're the shit, and you don't even know it. I know things, things that make me alot of money and gain me alot of respect. Ask me a question, I'll answer it. I can do that for you.I love Arrested Development, not the band, the t.v. show. I love XM radio, especially Fungus 53, the best fucking representation of punk to ever hit the airwaves. Rock on Lou Brutus !!!I drive a Honda Civic Si, the coolest hatchback money can buy. VW has nothing on a Honda. NOTHING !!!I design kitchens for a living. Don't ask. It's wierd. I deal with people who have more money than God, and they're either totally cool or fucking assholes. The folks who buy the least amount of shit from me have a tendancy to be the biggest pain in the asses. The larger kitchens I design have the least amount of issues. Ahh, issues. I love dealing with issues.If you have my cell phone number, never call me after midnight unless I'm expecting your call. It's fucking 12 AM, what do you think I'm doing ???!!! SLEEPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

Barney,Women, beer, videogames, rock music, electronic music, going out, partying, and then ..................... work.

I'd like to meet:

Elmo, President Bush : give him an inaugeration to hell. Dave Chapelle : cause that's a funny motherfucker !! Jesus : so I can be like "hey, I just met that Jesus guy !! Me and him parted a couple Yuinglings, it was beautiful !!" Billy Joe: cause he's my songwriting hero. Optimus Prime : why, cause if you met a transformer you would never forget it. There's other people, I dunno...

Music:

Sesame Street and in in order of memory: hmmm, The Dwarves, Thrice, The Postal Service, Europe, The Network, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Wu-Tang Clan, Dead Kennedys, Green Day, Queens of the Stone Age, The Jesus Lizard, The Pixies, Big Black, N.W.A., Slayer, Unsane, Billy Idol, The Doors, Folk Implosion, Motley Crue, The White Stripes, Beastie Boys, FIGHT GUY, System of a Down, Helmet, My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult, Stone Temple Pilots, Stevie Wonder, the Bravery, Ween, The Dead Milkmen, Led Zepplin, The Ramones, the Cure, Hole, D.F.L., D.R.I., Le Tigre, Dactyl, The New Flesh, Bikini Kill, Korn, Sonic Youth, Mental Sharp, The Strokes, The Minutemen, Fugazi, Jane's Addiction, Stevie Ray Vaghn, Citizen Cope, E Town Concrete, Ice Cube, Willie Nelson, Love and Rockets, Frank Black, The Bloodhound Gang, Nirvana, Faith No More, The Talking Heads, Madness, INXS, Gogol Bordello, Catherine Wheel, The Mars Volta, At the Drive-In, DJ Icey, The Crystal Method, The Flaming Lips, Tsunami Bomb, Pantera, Babes in Toyland, Report Suspicious Activity, The Riverdales, Weezer, The Geto Boys, crap

Movies:

The Little Mermaid, Kill Bill, anything Tarantino, Office Space, Old School, Anchorman, the Big Lobowski, Tron, Super Mario Bros. the movie, Garbage Pail Kids, Kids.

Television:

Dora the Explorer, Family Guy, Reno 911, Chapelle Show, Kids in the Hall, Simpsons, Huff, Saprano's, and South Park.

Books:

Dr. Seuss, Slaughterhouse Five, Private Parts, Choose your own adventure, The Bible, The Internet. The internet is the bible...

Heroes:

He-Man and Ninja Turtles.

My Blog

Another rich rapper screws himself over .....

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1504319/20050617/cassidy.jh tml?headlines=true Read this about young new rapper Cassidy.  I don't know Cassidy's music, nor do I care.  Commercial rap has no ...
Posted by DJ SureLock on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST