Barney,Women, beer, videogames, rock music, electronic music, going out, partying, and then ..................... work.
Elmo, President Bush : give him an inaugeration to hell. Dave Chapelle : cause that's a funny motherfucker !! Jesus : so I can be like "hey, I just met that Jesus guy !! Me and him parted a couple Yuinglings, it was beautiful !!" Billy Joe: cause he's my songwriting hero. Optimus Prime : why, cause if you met a transformer you would never forget it. There's other people, I dunno...
Sesame Street and in in order of memory: hmmm, The Dwarves, Thrice, The Postal Service, Europe, The Network, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Wu-Tang Clan, Dead Kennedys, Green Day, Queens of the Stone Age, The Jesus Lizard, The Pixies, Big Black, N.W.A., Slayer, Unsane, Billy Idol, The Doors, Folk Implosion, Motley Crue, The White Stripes, Beastie Boys, FIGHT GUY, System of a Down, Helmet, My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult, Stone Temple Pilots, Stevie Wonder, the Bravery, Ween, The Dead Milkmen, Led Zepplin, The Ramones, the Cure, Hole, D.F.L., D.R.I., Le Tigre, Dactyl, The New Flesh, Bikini Kill, Korn, Sonic Youth, Mental Sharp, The Strokes, The Minutemen, Fugazi, Jane's Addiction, Stevie Ray Vaghn, Citizen Cope, E Town Concrete, Ice Cube, Willie Nelson, Love and Rockets, Frank Black, The Bloodhound Gang, Nirvana, Faith No More, The Talking Heads, Madness, INXS, Gogol Bordello, Catherine Wheel, The Mars Volta, At the Drive-In, DJ Icey, The Crystal Method, The Flaming Lips, Tsunami Bomb, Pantera, Babes in Toyland, Report Suspicious Activity, The Riverdales, Weezer, The Geto Boys, crap
The Little Mermaid, Kill Bill, anything Tarantino, Office Space, Old School, Anchorman, the Big Lobowski, Tron, Super Mario Bros. the movie, Garbage Pail Kids, Kids.
Dora the Explorer, Family Guy, Reno 911, Chapelle Show, Kids in the Hall, Simpsons, Huff, Saprano's, and South Park.
Dr. Seuss, Slaughterhouse Five, Private Parts, Choose your own adventure, The Bible, The Internet. The internet is the bible...
He-Man and Ninja Turtles.