Born of three nuns in bar in Argentina, I was raised in London by adoptive parents in a cafe where we only sold tea and crumpets. At the age of 11 I left them to go travelling with a circus, earning my keep by disposing of dead hookers for the clowns and by impersonating the Elephant Man. Tired of being paid peanuts I once again moved on and at the age of 14 unicycled my way across Europe. It is my firm belief that no one reads this more than once, when they first join my friend list. Therefore, I would like to take this opportunity to say that everyone of you on my friends list has turned out to be a crushing dissappointment and I hope you all get polio. The trip ended and I took a job in Sweden at a cobblers. This was a short-lived career due to my allergy to left shoes and so I returned to England where I started to write about myself on My Space at the age of 19 and still am finishing to this day.
I have, however, left my house to see the following films this year:
Hitman, Charlie Wilsons War, Sweeney Todd, No Country For Old Men, Juno, Cloverfield, There Will Be Blood, Be Kind Rewind, Semi-Pro, Rambo, Grindhouse, The Other Boleyn Girl, Frontiere(s), Lars and the Real Girl, Diary of the Dead, Funny Games U.S., [Rec], Outpost, Five Across The Eyes, Death Note, Suicide Club, The Mist, The Vanguard, Suspiria, Inferno, Mother of Tears, Phantasm, Stuck, Doomsday, The Orphanage
You can read things I've written at the kickass site
www.denofgeek.com
or at the horror site www.eatmybrains.com
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