Obnoxious Panda |
"I've made a list that looks something like this-Tidy up-Laundry-Master time travel-Try to convince Barbarella-era Jane Fonda to involve with me intimately-Put new Neil Diamond album on iPod-Sort out ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 00:01:00 GMT |
Aint It Cool? |
No, it fucking ain't.The internet has changed the world in many ways. All the freak porn's of urban legend are now accessible through the mere click of a mouse. All the essential crap you've had to pr...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:49:00 GMT |
Seasoned Pros |
The Art Of Being A Legend In Horror Circles And A Joke Elsewhere (Or Why They'll Never Take You Seriously In This Game)
You know that actor that you've seen in all of those movies that ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:53:00 GMT |
Hostel part II - Review |
Hostel Part II*** Spoilers below***Plot
Having escaped from the hostel at the end of part one, Paxton is haunted by the memories of what happened and lives in constant fear of retribution. Meanwhile, ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 23:57:00 GMT |
No Vacancy |
A blog about the best horror film to come out since Alfred Hitchcock's 'Psycho'.I didn't have high hopes for the film 'Vacancy'. I went in thinking that Luke Wilson should stick to awkward or bul...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 22:00:00 GMT |
The Origins Of Horror |
Where That Word Came From And How It Became Associated With The Cinema Of The Macabre
Not long ago a friend of mine remarked, upon hearing about the research I was doing, that "if you re...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 16:15:00 GMT |
Shit Horror Films And You |
Developing And Maintaining A Relationship With Horror Movies That Aren't Very Good That People Seem To Like Anyway
'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' is a disturbing, unsettling horror classic with an...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:27:00 GMT |
Remakes, Remakes Everywhere, But Not A Drop To Drink... |
Remake Everything
Everybody hates horror remakes. In fact, it has been scientifically proven that anyone who remakes a horror movie will commit suicide within three years of doing so. However, since t...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:22:00 GMT |
The Chessboard Of Modern Horror |
...or why black guys don't tend to get on very well in horror films at the minute.
It must be quite difficult to have black skin. I don't know why, but I'm assured that it is the case. Given that rea...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:38:00 GMT |
Not Another Myspace Grindhouse Review |
The film-making industry is always looking for new ways to market their products and have utilised the internet. This gives them a great opportunity to create a buzz around an upcoming film for a rela...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:20:00 GMT |
