Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
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There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls. ...
There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to hang
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead
instantly.Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this
guy.Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the
guards did.Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled
over.Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a
condom."
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He once told me he thought he was being pursued by Russians. It was during the Olympics. He told us that they wanted to assassinate him. We knew he was suffering from acute paranoia, possibly even schizophrenia. He told us the assassins were on the Olympic team. So we brought a television in at his request to he could identify the killers. We spent two weeks watching him, monitoring his every move, noting every statement. When it was all over, he admitted that he simply wanted to watch the diving. He was lying. He thought it was a hell of a joke.Ghostbusters, Pulp fiction, Goonies, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shawshank Redemption, Anchorman!, Platoon, Big trouble in little china, Jaws, Waterboy, ...
Which Futurama character are you?
You are Bender
You're rude, crude, and even lewd! You act like you don't care what other people think but when it comes down to it, you'll jump in with the crowd. Unless the crowd is a bunch of pansies.
How do you compare?
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