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OptiMarsh Prime

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About Me

There, the crevasse, Fill it with your mighty juice.Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?
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Name: Gavin
Birthday: 02/04/1984
Birthplace: Hillingdon
Current Location: Hayes
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: shit black work shoes and converse
Your Weakness: Beer!
Your Fears: Michael Flatley lord of the dance
Your Perfect Pizza: Loads of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to have more fun than last year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cunt
Thoughts First Waking Up: lookie lookie ive got hookie
Your Best Physical Feature: my left testicle (its lower than the other one and thats the way i like it)
Your Bedtime: when i fucking feel like it u TWAT! oh sorry mum
Your Most Missed Memory: all the funny memorys lost while drunk.
Pepsi or Coke: they both suck! its all about cherry 7up
MacDonalds or Burger King: King
Single or Group Dates: i dont give a fuck
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: mmmmmm your mum
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: yep
Do you Sing: not very well
Do you Shower Daily: Define daily?
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yes. to an abainian sheep farmer
Do you belive in yourself: i believe i have wasted my time with this turd burger of a quiz
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: only when i wear make-up
Are you a Health Freak: got to say.......no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah they are awsome
Do you play an Instrument: i play the bass guitar very badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: either that or it was weed killer!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a small pack (i love them, yes Ash i love them)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i fucking wish i have cos it rocks
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: what?
Ever been called a Tease: no (twatty question)
Ever been Beaten up: yes it was fun
Ever Shoplifted: yes it was also a great amount of fun
How do you want to Die: driving off a cliff with my best friend louise! oh wait......
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a drunk
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: dont care
Weight: for how long?
Best Clothing Style: rock chick
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont know
Number of CDs I own: 50 maybe
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4,091,092
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My Interests

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sexual Harassment Panda. Who explains sexual harassment to you and me? Sexual Harassment Panda. "Don't say that! Don't touch there! Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear. He's come to tell you what's right and wrong. Sexual Harassment Panda.
adopt your own virtual pet!Rock music, films, Rugby is life! Going out as much as possibe, im sure i will get board of it soon!!!!Beer!
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I'd like to meet:

There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls. ...

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to hang 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing.The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom."

Music:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Kooks, The Jam, The Clash, David Bowie, Nirvana, System of a Down, Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, REM, Metallica, Foo Fighters, Rage Against The Machine, Queens of the Stone age, Radiohead, Johnny Cash, Black Sabbath, Slipknot, devildriver, korn, lamb of god

Movies:

He once told me he thought he was being pursued by Russians. It was during the Olympics. He told us that they wanted to assassinate him. We knew he was suffering from acute paranoia, possibly even schizophrenia. He told us the assassins were on the Olympic team. So we brought a television in at his request to he could identify the killers. We spent two weeks watching him, monitoring his every move, noting every statement. When it was all over, he admitted that he simply wanted to watch the diving. He was lying. He thought it was a hell of a joke.Ghostbusters, Pulp fiction, Goonies, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shawshank Redemption, Anchorman!, Platoon, Big trouble in little china, Jaws, Waterboy, ...

Television:


Which Futurama character are you?

You are Bender
You're rude, crude, and even lewd! You act like you don't care what other people think but when it comes down to it, you'll jump in with the crowd. Unless the crowd is a bunch of pansies.
How do you compare?
Take this test! | Tests from TestrifficFriends, Top Gear, Red Dwarf, Wild boys, Family Guy, Ray Mears, and just recently SMALLVILLE it rocks!...

Books:



Heroes:


adopt your own virtual pet!"I will never betray my goon dock friends / We will stick together until the whole world ends / Through heaven and hell, and nuclear war / Good pals like us, will stick like tar / In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies / I am proudly declared a fellow Goony."The god of the Bass Guitar FLEA!

My Blog

I hate Brad!

I fucking hate Brad! anybody reading this should go on the He-Man Bradley haters and become their friend, its a worthy cause and remember a world without Bradley is a world without Hate!
Posted by OptiMarsh Prime on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST

New Job!

I am finally leaving my job after 2 and a half years! I have a new job thats more money more prospects and i get every weekend off to actually have a life! I cant wait to be able to play rugby every w...
Posted by OptiMarsh Prime on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:31:00 PST

this guy is funny as fuck!

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Posted by OptiMarsh Prime on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

Best vidio ever!

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Posted by OptiMarsh Prime on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:47:00 PST

i love this!!!!!

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whol...
Posted by OptiMarsh Prime on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST

drunk

well well well its all about being drunk this sat!!!!!!
Posted by OptiMarsh Prime on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:08:00 PST

Weekend

I had a funny weekend, i got smashed on saturday and went to bluewater on sunday!  I laughed so much my face hurt and i couldn't stop crying! Note to self: Never let Kyle row a boat im in!  ...
Posted by OptiMarsh Prime on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:26:00 PST

Superman

I saw the new superman film yesterday at the IMAX 3D cinema in london! Not only was it the perfect film to carry on the Superman saga, i also got to see the amazing plane crash sequence in 3D,&nb...
Posted by OptiMarsh Prime on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:35:00 PST

Look my song!

I Like to masterbate..... I started when i was eight..... I start off quite slowley..... Whilst i finger my holey..... Then i increase the rate..... Untill i ejaculate..... Now i get some tissues........
Posted by OptiMarsh Prime on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:59:00 PST

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