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About Me

I have the most amzing girlfriend ever. People like her come along once in a lifetime, I aint letting her go. She's the one that got into my head, with all the pretty things she said. I cant wait for that 'one day'.......
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT KNOW OR UNDERSTAND ME, DONT JUDGE ME! THIS IS THE REAL ME, ALWAYS HAS BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN FUCK OFF.
JENNY.... YOU FUCKING ROCK!!
BLEEDING THROUGH
SLIPKNOT
AND
HALF PAST HISTORY
ARE THE 3 BEST BANDS ON THE PLANET!!!
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::Name: Gary:: ::Age: 21:: ::Marital Status: Taken:: ::Occupation: Rock Star:: ::Height: 5ft 8"-ish:: ::God: Joey Fucking Jordison:: ::Hair Colour: Brown/Ginger:: ::Eye Colour: Blue:: ::Piercings: Septum..Lobes [16mm]..Conch..Tragus:: ::Fav Bands: Bleeding Through/Slipknot:: ::Best Friend(s): MY BAND::
Laid back, likes to have a laugh, and loves to play drums.
I love being with friends and making new ones
I love Tattoos gonna get the rest of my leg done soon
I Love my band Half Past History (www.myspace.com/halfpasthistory).
Love rocking out with my band (www.myspace.com/halfpasthistory) and going to gigs, Download festival rocks!!!!
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Please Add my band, Half Past History, we rock the fuck out!!!

My Interests

These are my sisters. They are Family. Dont fuck them about, they will shank you!

My main interest is metal & hardcore music. Im also a drummer so a lot of my time is taken up by playing in my band. Please check us out @ www.myspace.com/halfpasthistory. I love my band!!! You guys rock!

DRINKING WITH THE CROWN & TREATY CREW!!

I Do Get Depressed People Do Treat Me Like Shit I Only Have A Very Small Amount Of True Friends My Job Bores Me And I Dont Have Much Money But After All Of This I Am Still Better Than You!

I'd like to meet:

Cool people to talk to, just normal every day people from in and around London, I mean im a laid back guy! I wanna meet Joey Jordison again! I'd also like to meet Robb Flynn I imagine him to be so cool to hang out with.

Music:

THIS IS AWESOMESlipknot!!!!
Bleeding Through!!
Coheed & Cambria
Suicide Silence
Cerise
Machine Head
Rammstein
Something Corporate SOAD
Trivium
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
Sepultura
Soulfly
Pitchshifter
Metallica
Unearth
FFAF
Fall Out Boy
Mudvayne
Murderdolls
Sinai Beach
Wednesday 13
Underoath
Slayer
Shortie
Deftones
Lamb Of God
Chimaira
Brand New Meshuggah
Senses Fail
Shadows Fall
From First To Last
Every Time I Die
Half Past History
Poison The Well
Dragonforce
Kittie
Killswitch Engage
Story Of The Year
Still Remains
Bullet For My Valentine
Enter Shikari
Her Words Kill
Test Switch Isolator

I Also love Drum'n'Bass but only listen 2 a few DJ's/MC's: DJ Starscream DJ Hype
DJ Andy C
MC Skibadee
MC Shabba D

Television:

Family Guy!! & The Mighty Boosh!!! (2 of the best shows ever!) Bottom, The Young Ones, Lost and Scuzz. I actually dont watch that much tv though!

Books:

breakdance

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Heroes:

My mum for being the best fucking woman on the planet! My Band for being so insanely talented My real friends who always do their best to help me And last but by no means least, ALCOHOL! Alcohol can solve all the worlds problems!

My Blog

LAST NIGHT - HOLY FUCK!!!

well where do i start? Me and my mate Hana went to see Bullet For My Valentine last night, on the guestlist. saw the show, was very good apart from when they played Creeping Death by metallica but onl...
Posted by I Wooden Fork You Mate on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

These lyrics are sweet! who else likes Brand New?

Hey, you're right get your petals out and lay them in the aislePretend your garden grows and that it's your day to wed.We found your man he's drinking up, he's all-american.And he'll drive.He's volunt...
Posted by I Wooden Fork You Mate on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:15:00 PST

I Just Wanna Say...

Today ive been a little upset, most of you will know why, but in general I have the most amazing life I could wish for! This is mainly down to a fairly small number of people: Ashleigh, ...
Posted by I Wooden Fork You Mate on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST

U Know What?

Right now im happier than i have been for monthsI have an amazing girlfriend I have amazing friends I have an amazing band And Ive stopped drinking! Everyone proud of me? lol...
Posted by I Wooden Fork You Mate on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST

DOWNLOAD 2006!!!!

I just wanna say a massive MASSIVE thank you to everyone that i camped with this year, you all made download 2006 the best one so far by a long way! and ive made some new mates aswell who im hopi...
Posted by I Wooden Fork You Mate on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:56:00 PST

Chimaira/Unearth

For anyone who wasnt at the sounds of the underground tour last night you missed out BIG TIME! brutal hardcore fans + Gary + brutal hardcore pits = Gary with lots of bruises! fucking wo...
Posted by I Wooden Fork You Mate on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:35:00 PST