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About Me

everyone i've ever met i've carried with me into the future. who knows how many people are carrying ME with them. i'm convinced that it doesn't take much to make a lasting impression on someone. who knows how many people are carrying YOU with them.... fascinating.

My Interests

i love writing, and acting, and playing guitar. i love movies. i love hanging out. and i love YOU!

I'd like to meet:

"Brennende Liebe":Simon and Garfunkel "Scarborough Fair/Canticle":

Music:

John Mayer, Rammstein, Coldplay, Johnny Cash, Megaherz, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Dick Dale, Robert Johnson, Eric Clapton, B.B. King, The Police, Dire Straights, Marjorie Fair, Oomph!, Tears for Fears, Train, Deathcab for Cutie, Tom Petty, Robert Cray, Hoobastank, Tenacious D, Eisbrecher, Paul Simon, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Sheryl Crow, Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, just to name a few. (my taste in music is not limited to just one genre, as you can probably tell.)

Movies:

The Matrix, the Indiana Jones movies, The Simpsons Movie, Walk the Line, Crossroads (the REAL Crossroads... the one with Ralph Macchio), Garden State, Face/Off, Fight Club, Signs, Tommy Boy, Ladder 49, Uncle Buck, Terminator 2, Love Actually, A Christmas Story, The Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, The Jerk, Real Genius, Back to the Future, Back to School, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Payback, True Romance, The Breakfast Club, The Legend of 1900, The Ringer, Kung Pow, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Illusionist, My Cousin Vinny, Die Hard, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Good Will Hunting, The Baxter, The Blues Brothers, Willow, Zero Effect, The Number 23, Renaissance, Falling Down... and many more.

Television:

House (it sucks lately), Psych, Mythbusters, The Simpsons, South Park, Penn and Teller: Bullshit, Project Runway (... no, YOU'RE gay!), Kenny Vs. Spenny, Red Eye, Top Gear

Books:

"Fight Club,""Joey the Hitman" (a.k.a "Killer")

Heroes:

My brother (for being a brick wall), Paul Simon (for being such a wise musician), Richie Riojas (for teaching me to play guitar)

My Blog

I love this saying...

this is a great saying: "the shit has hit the fan!" why is this funny? Because: 1.) shit is gross when it gets anywhere; whether its on the bottom of your shoes, or tracked all over the living-r...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:34:00 PST

Hollywood Has a Door?

... and people are always trying to get their feet in it? that's weird, man.
Posted by Justin on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:17:00 PST

Some Bluesmen that i like (and dont like)

1.) Joe Bonamassa- i first heard of Joe Bonamassa from my guitar teacher. he said he was just a phenomenal guitarist (even when he was 6 years old, playing Stevie Ray Vaughan...
Posted by Justin on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:51:00 PST

The Easter Snare

so, every easter after 9/11 i’ve been a bit leery about having strangers around my house (be they people, animals, or Muslims). so this morning i go into my back yard to find the Easter Bu...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:35:00 PST

Marriage and Chocolate Milk

if i could marry a beverage, i'd marry NesQuick. and we would have children that are half Serbian and half chocolate milk. it might not happen, but a boy can dream, can't he?
Posted by Justin on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:24:00 PST

i have a fear of being stabbed...

... and shot. leave me alone. all of you.
Posted by Justin on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:45:00 PST

if an orphan cries in the woods...

... and nobody's around to give a crap, will they be adopted? discuss.........
Posted by Justin on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:17:00 PST

If i was the Easter Bunny

if i was the Easter Bunny i'd start a naughty / nice criteria. those who are nice would receive a decorative egg for Easter, and those who are naughty would receive a grenade. (i suppose i...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:57:00 PST

if i was Father Time...

if i was Father Time, i'd take a three hour break and go bowling. nobody would notice....
Posted by Justin on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:46:00 PST

Gnomes In the Kitchen

If you ever see a Gnome in your kitchen, don't panic. Maybe it just wants to do your dishes. If not, I'm sure it can be killed by conventional weapons. Like a sledgehammer.
Posted by Justin on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:52:00 PST