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クリストファー

Linchy Kinchy ,Colly Molly, Dingo Dingo!

About Me

My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer. The more I interact with humans, the more I learn.

My Interests

McDonalds, Wal-Mart, The Gap, Baseball, NFL, Rock N' Roll, The Internet, Slavery, Starbucks, Disney World, Porno, Valium, Reeboks, Fake Tits, Sushi, Taco Bell, Rodeos, Bed Bath and Beyond, Liberty, White Slips, The Alamo, Band Aids, Las Vegas, Christmas, Immigrants, Popeye, Democrates, Repubicans, Sportsmanship, Books...

I'd like to meet:

People who have "Hit the Monkey!" and actually won a Free XBOX 360, just for shits and giggles. And of course anyone who finds my idiotic humor tasteful and yet pleasing to the pallet.

Music:

About 20GB's worth on my iPod. Now what the hell am I going to do with that other 40GB? Fill it with nothing but 80's music, yeah that's it! Land of Confusion Policy of Truth

Movies:

Aliens, The Big Lebowski, Boiler Room, Clockwork Orange, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Back to the Future, Equilibrium, Fargo, Fight Club, Fifth Element, Ghostbusters, Goodfellas, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, The Matrix, Office Space, Orgazmo, Predator, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Sin City, Spaceballs, Star Wars, Team America: World Police, True Romance and who could forget If Looks Could Kill, thanks bro! Telemarketing

Television:

Late Night With Conan O' Brien, The Soup, and South Park Late Night at ILM Spider-Man 3

Books:

"Books? HA, don't make me barf..." Music to my ears!

Heroes:

My Mom of course. An obvious and very true Hero. I know everything I know thanks to her. And after all, she did give me life which no one else can say, thats right bitches! If your out there ma, this ones for you!