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About Me

I like to travel and try new things as often as possible. I don't like working more than six hours a day. I would give a kidney to a friend if they needed it. I don't like canned green beans. I like to vacuum. I think Rolex's are tacky. I grind my teeth when I sleep. I like smelly lotions. I have one tattoo. I like argile socks. I'm not from Germany but I wanted them to win the World Cup. I love the ocean. I like nice cars but I don't drive one. I only hang my clothes on white hangers. I think bacon is tasty.

My Interests

Driving, Mountain Biking, Snowboarding, Surfing, Camping, Sailing, Golf, and just about anything else I can do outside.

I'd like to meet:

A smart chimp and some midgets.

Music:

Clash, Cure, Pixies, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Shins, Radiohead

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Menace to Society, Caddyshack, Cannonball Run, Stripes, Joe Dirt, Trading Places, Goonies, Volunteers, Animal House, Boondock Saints, Jaws, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill One and Two, Killing Zoe, Halloween, The Big Lebowski, Kingpin, Clerks, Dogma, Billy Madison, Tommy boy and If Looks Can Kill.

Books:

Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouc and The Giving Tree by Shel Silverstein.

Heroes:

My mom. She is the only person out there who has been able to put up with my Shenanigans.

My Blog

Wash your fucking hands...Please.

I don't know about you, but it's very troubling to be in a public restroom and see just how many people don't wash their hands after they do their "business". Let's rewind for a bit. We were in ...
Posted by Dr. Strange Neil on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

Thank you Ken Carr!

My buddy Ken posted this in his daily bulletin and I thought it was only fitting that I pass it on after the experience I once had during an open house. Supposedly this is a true story (and funny one)...
Posted by Dr. Strange Neil on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:12:00 PST

Things could be much worse.

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s: &n...
Posted by Dr. Strange Neil on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

Wingmans Bible

The wingman is arguably the noblest creature to ever step into a barroom. Who else, with cavalier disregard for his personal reputation, is so willing to throw himself upon the cruel mercies of a braz...
Posted by Dr. Strange Neil on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:29:00 PST

Some important information.

What is poop made of? About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that ha...
Posted by Dr. Strange Neil on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST