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Carolyn

Go to head dickhell.

About Me

I THINK people are like gas wells. With a gas well, you drill and sometimes you find gas and sometimes you don't. Then there are wells that produce a small amount of gas, but as you continue to drill, it dries up and produces the equivalent of carbonated water or maybe you just hit sand. I think people can excite us because we see the potential for a success when we see just a little hint of it, but upon further inspection we see the truth, which is that we can be fooled easily, and all because we were hopeful. In conclusion, the carpet is nailed to the floor.

My Interests

I didn't know that alcohal could taste like gum. Rumple Mintz made me make that face, about 5 times too many. Can someone please explain this to me? Why did I faceplant into the tile, with Kevin in my armpits and Whitney attacking us with what appears to be lots of socks?

I'd like to meet:

People worth drilling. ..
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Television:

I used to really like watching Prison Break, but then I just got tired of watching everybody be out of breath the whole time. And then the really cute one, Michael, talks like a pansy in real life, so he became very not hot to me.

Books:

This one is damn funny. I am apparently the secret love child of Billy Bob and Mother Teresa, check it out, baby baby baby if you really want me......
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http://www.myheritage.com

My Blog

What I learned so far at work today...

When you get old, you aren't looking for the most comfortable chair in the room, you are looking for the chair that will be easiest to get out of..  Also when you get old you notice when plants a...
Posted by C.E.H. on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

And you wonder why people don't like you.

Extreme amounts of detest should be directed at the it's-all-about-me people.  I urge these folks to take a closer look and question how often statements and actions are truly directed at them.&n...
Posted by C.E.H. on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

Government Rice

I don't understand rice.  I like it so much, as it envelopes the sushi rolls that fill my life with joy, but I still don't get it.  I think the government produces rice out of old toys. ...
Posted by C.E.H. on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:51:00 PST