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About Me

Contact me and find out! I won't bite :P I actually enjoy meeting new people.

I'm a young guy who made it all the way from Luxembourg (a tiny country in the heart of Europe) to Los Angeles to explore the big world, what LA and the US is really about, ... his wishes, desires, fun, happiness, love, ...
Generally speaking I am a bit of a rocker, yet mellow and a sweet person.

I love to work, some people might say I am a workaholic, but I plain and simple like to work ;) without neglecting the fun things in life

I experienced a lot of stuff, been to a lot countries and places, flew in helicopters, had sex in many places, talked to many different people, went to many parties, stayed home many nights just to read a book, etc....Some people think I'm crazy ... I try to bike,run,swim more miles per year than I put on my car.There is always something new to discover!

My Interests

Sports, I love triathlons, so I run, bike and swim. Biking being my favorite. Sometimes I go to the gym, mostly for spinning classes and you might see me at SMC or Venice Beach for some refreshing swims / Rollerblading / Poker (World Series of Poker here I come)/ Internet / Computer Los Angeles Lakers / Going back home to see my family / My pugs Samson and Sparky (best dogs in the world ;)!) / Movies, watching DVD's at home and going to the movies / Read books, yeah knowledge IS important (Mr. Bush!) / Spirituality / trying out new things / and just plain and simple hanging out with friends

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba, Daniel Negreanu , Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie, the Dalai Lama, Jesus, ....
and any fun, real and inspirational person! If that's you then write me a message...And Team Hoyt, check the video below and if you want to know more about them go here: http://www.teamhoyt.com/

Music:

Almost anything depending on the mood I am in. I am a big Fan of U2! Still listen to old Hard Rock songs from time to time (Guns N' Roses, AC/DC and the other long-haired peeps...). And yes sometimes classic music to relax. So what?!

Movies:

All sort of movies! I watched a lot of them in the past and sometimes I can't even remember if I saw the movie before (does this happen to you too?).Let's list some of the fav's... Shaving Ryan's Privates ...errr no... Saving Private Ryan / The Matrix / The Princess Bride / Lord of the Rings / Fight Club / Trainspotting / Braveheart / Pulp Fiction / Kill Bill / Black Hawk Down / i, Robot / Signs / A Beautiful Mind / Gattaca / Office Space / Gladiator / ... And watch "What the Bleep do we know" and "The Secret"

Television:

I tivo a bunch of shows, love to watch comedy and reality TV ... I know it's SO stupid but good entertainment ;) And then Lakers games. Not much time for the other TV crap. Recommendation: Don't watch the news, it's just depressing.

Books:

Very important! People need to read MORE! I really like John Grisham, Dan Brown, but also literature and I read a ton of spiritual books.

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan, Ron Jeremy, Super Mario Bros., Zelda, Jesus, Buddha, a few other close friends that I deeply respect, especially for how real they are ... AND my dad, ... :)

My Blog

9 words women use

9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half ...
Posted by JMK on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:59:00 PST

Cats and dogs

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary* 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!* 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!* 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!* 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My...
Posted by JMK on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:49:00 PST

Dear Santa...

deer santa:I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.Yer Frend,BiLLyDear Billy,Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin...
Posted by JMK on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:45:00 PST

It’s too late to apologize

I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground I'm hearin what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that yo...
Posted by JMK on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:54:00 PST

Globalization

INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST! What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashe...
Posted by JMK on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:54:00 PST

Obituary - Common Sense

Obituary - Common SenseToday we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago...
Posted by JMK on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

How to survive a plane crash

Admit it: You want to be the sole survivor of an airline disaster. You aren't looking for a disaster to happen, but if it does, you see yourself coming through it. I'm here to tell you that you're not...
Posted by JMK on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:20:00 PST

The eternal wisdom of Homer Simpson

I am proud to say that I also enjoy the classics. I love to read Homer:If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!Children are our future. Unless we stop them now.English? Who needs that? I'...
Posted by JMK on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

Some of these definitely make you think

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking sectio...
Posted by JMK on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST

Nice story...

-----A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package:"This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package."He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk pape...
Posted by JMK on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 01:07:00 PST