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Megan

Whoever invented the Kiosk should be shot!

About Me

I had to move this to the top because no one reads: If you don't actually know me or are not in the adult entertainment industry ... Please DO NOT add me. If i don't know you send me a message otherwise i will just deny the friend request =(
::: some facts about me :::
I have 3 dogs .. and I dress them in dumb clothes.
I have a boyfriend that is the most talented person i have ever met. (He played every instrument in the song playing ... see, i was telling the truth! You should see his editing and graphic design!)
My best girlfriends are the reason i have made it through life. I am blessed to have SO many strong women surrounding me.
I sling porno for a living at Shane's World Studios . I love my job and my industry ... everday is diffrent and more competitive.
I collect Pez and i have several hundred of them.
I watch more TIVO then the average person.
I read too many gossip magazines.
I am addicted to my IPOD video, which happens to be filled with bad pop music videos.
I love the show WEEDS, and i don't smoke Pot.
Some of the best people i have ever met have come from the adult entertainment industry, along with some of the worst.
I read almost every night. It puts me to sleep.
If sugar free red bull was a drug, i would need some serious rehab.
I play computer games like the Sims 2 and CSI: Dark Motives.
I can design a website from start to finish, but i can't change a tire to save my life.
I hate nature almost as much as it hates me.
My company subjects me to yearly company trips that usually involve nature.
I have a huge DVD collection that i never watch, except for the Disney movies.
I talk to my mom almost everyday and my dad every sunday. They are two of my best friends.
My job is a job, not a lifestyle.
I am the worst singer ever, always a half step off ... but at least i am consistent. I have no rhythm.
I buy stupidly expensive shoes that hurt my feet so much that i can't wear them.
I own more pairs of underwear then anyone you know. But all pairs are from the same company.
I am a germ freak that sucks at cleaning because i lack time.
I prefer to lock myself up in my house all weekend with my boyfriend and watch bad movies and bad TV then to go to any kind of night club, bar or "event of the year".
I only drink two types of drinks: red bull vodka and white zin ... the white zin is my inner white trash showing.
I love manatees and elephants.
I have my sign tattooed on my back. I also have 2 other tattoos.
I wanted to be a CSI until i realised i had a weak stomach.
I will argue with anyone about anything when i am bored.
I am super bummed I missed the 50's.
I bite my nails until they bleed so i have fake nails to protect myself, from myself.
I hate feet, except my own.
I love every combo of peanut butter and chocolate.
Why yes, i too am White and Nerdy! But this is in Honor of my companies sick sense of humor =) RE: NERDZ!
Nominate my Company for Studio of the Year!!! If we win i will buy everyone ice cream or something =)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

On My space: I am just networking and catching up with old friends.

On a really actually want to meet for educational reasons ... dead or alive - JFK, Bill Gates, Steven Soderbergh, David Lynch, Drew Barrymore and a bunch of others i can't think of right now.

Music:

I like bad music and i am totally able to admit that. I am not punk rock, hard core or have some hottie tottie music collection. I listen to stuff like Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Rage against the machine, Beastie Boys, Eminem, Brittney Spears and most of the other Top 40 crap. I don't like country music or not commercial rap. I also really dig oldies ... Stones, Van Morrison, Dylan

Current Playlist:
Damien Rice- The Blowers Daughter
Sugarcult- Pretty Girl
Cary Brothers- Blue Eyes
Rolling Stones- Wild Horses
Van Morrison- I'll be your lover too

See my music isn't that bad!

Movies:


Closer is my new favorite movie! Match Point, Shopgirl, Run Lola Run, American Beauty, American History X, Usual Suspects, Anything Disney!

Television:

Weeds is my favorite TV show right now. I am also a huge fan of CSI, 24, Nip/Tuck and Carnival. I also sadly enjoy america's next top model! Everything else i used to watch got cancelled =(
I used to watch Friends, Sex and the City, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Roswell.

Books:

Every year I read “Where the Red Fern Grows” and cry like a baby...still. So I would say it is my all time favorite book. My second favorite book is called “Kiss My Tiara: How to live life like a smart mouth goddess”. On a more educational note, i read a lot of non-fiction. My books range from topics like Human Emotions in Animals (When Elephants Cry...great book!) to Money Managment. On a fiction level i read just about anything. I recently read "The Lovely Bones" ... which was great, A Heart Breaking Work of Staggering Genius and a bunch of others i can't remember the titles of. I read everyday.

Heroes:

My Mom, she is an amazing women ... i hope to be half the woman she is.

My Blog

My Home ...

So for my Birthday ... I bought a House!!!! I am a home owner! I can actually say "My Home" and not mean that i live somewhere currently owned by a property management company.   I am not sure i...
Posted by Megan on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST

My NEW Job - Vice President of Sales!!!

Shanes World Leaves New Sensationshttp://xbiz.com/news_piece.php?id=14907CHATSWORTH, Calif. Shane's World has terminated its distribution deal with New Sensations after signing a separate deal in Febr...
Posted by Megan on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:51:00 PST

My Article in XBIZ for WIA

In conjunction with XBiz World, Women in Adult profiles a different professional woman in the industry each month. WIA feels that over the years, there have been some amazing female professionals in t...
Posted by Megan on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:23:00 PST

::::::::::::: JOB OPENING :::::::::::::

We need BASIC Photoshop and HTML help for an established adult production company. Duties include picking photos, scanning photos and adjusting them in Photoshop. Other duties include capturing and co...
Posted by Megan on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:43:00 PST

MY NEW CAR!! 56 MILES TO THE GALLON BITCHES!

I finally got a new car!! It's a toyota prius! Mine is black. That is my kick ass touch screen that controls everything in the car. Best of all ... i get 56 miles to the gallon!!! I am soooooo exci...
Posted by Megan on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 10:05:00 PST

Check out this event: Pervert: 10/05 Movie Premiere

Hosted By: PervertWhen: Wednesday Oct 05, 2005 at 7:00 PMWhere: Harmony Gold Screening Room7655 Sunset Boulevard (at Stanley)Los angeles, CA 90046USDescription:Megan Stokes Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Megan on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 03:21:00 PST

Dear Alcohol,

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're...
Posted by Megan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When the President talks to God ..

"When The President Talks To God" When the president talks to God Are the conversations brief or long? Does he ask to rape our womens' rights And send poor farm kids off to die? Does God sugge...
Posted by Megan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST