kelly mac AKA s'mac down - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i like to shoot people and laugh. but i'm really just a sweetheart. i love photoshoots and roller derby... PANTS SUCK !!! and i'm petrafied of oppossums. some people describe me as crazy. i am.

My Interests

-obviously, look and you'll see bush diving! but also: ROLLER DERBY, PHOTO SHOOTS, DRIVE BYS AND GANG BANGS

Music:

alot. i just erased it all and i'm not typing it all in again. maybe some other time.

Movies:

little miss sunshine, superstar, teenage mutant ninja turtles, peewees big adventure, peanutbutter, karate kid, serial mom, blue crush, the green mile, shawshank redemption, the mexican, but i'm a cheerleader, ace ventura, happy gilmore, ummm. there's a lot more but i cant think of em. but, i should say legally blond because i rented it from the library and never returned it. -they charged me $80.00. damn... an $80 dollar movie??? -oh, i better have liked, no, LOVED it!

Television:

i was an extra for DAWN (dish soap) on the spanish channel. but in all reality... i shoulda been on COPS. i'm working on my own talk show. -stay tuned into youtube.

Books:

travel books

Heroes:

GANG BANGERS

My Blog

s'MAC down -BIO

s'MAC Down, a notorious gang member and always on the run has been ducking the law all her life. After setting a record for having 333 felonies in the state of NY, it was time for s'MAC to make a move...
Posted by kelly mac AKA s'mac down on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

sex and drugs and rock n' roll

close your eyes blind melon, just beat it michael jackson, krysta's got the biggest dick in the band. folk nasty's doing their east coast tour. we ran out of money cuz we spent the proceedes on ritta...
Posted by kelly mac AKA s'mac down on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 06:24:00 PST

NATIONAL ICELANDIC ROBOT APPRECIATION DAY

Every year on the last sunday of september, iceland celebrates national robot appreciation day. being that it is so icy cold in iceland, the people rely on robots to produce their agriculture so they...
Posted by kelly mac AKA s'mac down on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:15:00 PST

my little man, now u can see him

GOD, HE IS SO CUTE
Posted by kelly mac AKA s'mac down on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 11:08:00 PST

amigas para toda la vida

me homies mang, we do what we want, we just hang. we sip cervesas all day. mucho borracho. we bang eachother women. sometime we fight over them. we throw eachoter in the trees. and punches...
Posted by kelly mac AKA s'mac down on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 04:56:00 PST

ohhhhhh, ma baby!

we didnt think that it mattered. i thought it was an old wives tale that you coulnd use cocaine, smoke or drink when you were pregnant. ahhh, i know for next time. our babies werent gunna be healthy s...
Posted by kelly mac AKA s'mac down on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life after war

i guess cole wasnt really dead, just in a coma. which is good cuz i kinda missed her. and i guess i like her better than blythe anyway. but after the war, we both had it rough. but we stuck together. ...
Posted by kelly mac AKA s'mac down on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the war over blythe

a soldiers gotta do what a soldiers gotta do. i had to save blythe. and my condolences go out to chris-t but hey, there are other fish in the sea. and sorry vanessa and all the others who were friends...
Posted by kelly mac AKA s'mac down on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST