cheese. the Old World. Fendi. Leveling Orange County and resurrecting Constantinople. Also...illustrators for the Watchtower and Awake magazine.
People like me. People so good-looking that when they see themselves in the mirror they almost pass out. People that understand that the Black-Eyed Peas are not a band but a highly trained group of assassins. People with outfits so bad that after I see them I'll have to lie down. People that might need the assistance of the A-Team to make themselves a sandwich. People too busy being rad to give a shit about anything. People that understand that there are too many celebrities and we need to take some of those motherfuckers out. People ready to renounce lifetime commitments over a microwave burrito. If you're reading this it's probably too late for you. Grab your running shoes, I'll give you an eleven second head-start. And, WOW, NOT people that are online 24/7 and update their everything every five minutes. Do you people not read books? Do you people not have sex?
Let's see. From Mahler to Ween. That pretty much covers it. I'm not going to list every band I've ever heard of. I'm not going to put up dozens of pretty pictures so that it takes five minutes to load my page. I could but I won't and you can't make me.
City of God, Henry and June, Memento, The Royal Tenenbaums, La Dolce Vita, American Beauty, Fear and Loathing, Raising Arizona, Baron Munchausen, All the Real Girls, LOTR triology, Elizabeth, About Schmidt, Before Night Falls, Nosferatu, Monty Python, 8 1/2, Barfly, The Constant Gardner, Harold and Maude, You Me and Everybody We Know, Portrait of a Lady, Yo Tu Mama Tambien, The Big Lebowski, Suspiria, The Pianist, Dangerous Liaisons, Velvet Goldmine, Shaun of the Dead, The City of Lost Children, Trainspotting, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, How to Draw a Bunny, A Clockwork Orange, Mr T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool. You know. The same shit everybody likes. Not exactly reinventing the wheel here.
The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Adult Swim, The Office, The Mighty Boosh. I'll refrain from saying something sarcastic or inserting the disclaimer about how television is evil.
A Hero of Our Time. V. You Get So Alone At Times That It Just Makes Sense. The Rosy Crucifixion. Like Being Dead. Franny and Zooey. Gargantua and Pantagruel. Cat's Cradle.
Neil Diamond. Mary Shelley. Screech. The asian kid from Goonies. Bukowski. Ferris Bueller.