Commitment |
I have a fear of commitment.
I'm afraid they're going to institutionalize me.
Posted by craig on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Pickpocket |
My friend Lance is a bad pickpocket.
All he ever gets is lint.
Posted by craig on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:18:00 PST |
Phobias |
My friend Ralph is agoraphobic.
Last night, I turned on the Outdoor Network.
He freaked out. Ran outside.
Then he remembered.Ran back inside.
Posted by craig on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:00:00 PST |
Diagnosis |
I was recently diagnosed with chronic temporary insanity.
I used to be paranoid, until I befriended my imaginary enemies.
Posted by craig on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:56:00 PST |
Book |
I'm writing a science fiction novel.
It's about my mother vacuuming a black hole for eternity.
Posted by craig on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST |
Joke |
I have a lame duck.
I'm getting a new one in January.
Posted by craig on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST |
Joke |
I'm a procrastinator.
So, I'm afraid of Saturday the 14th.
Posted by craig on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST |
