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John McCain’s iPod

The following songs are on John McCain's 40G i-pod:(Don't Fear) the Reaper, Blue Oyster CultHelp! The Beatles I Wanna Talk About Me, Toby KeithEven the Losers, Tom Petty The End, The Doors99 Bottles o...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:52:00 GMT

Presidential Polling

Presidential PollingIt's time to pick a president which means it's time for polls, polls and more polls. Every four years we have endless and frivolous polling, and this year is no exception. With rec...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 10:37:00 GMT

Ask A Question and You Will Be Tasered

I dont know if you saw this but hopefully you did. This kid got Tasered by the Florida campus police during a John Kerry event. This is insane!http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/18/student.tasered.ap/i ndex...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:55:00 GMT

Onion

Hey MySpace friends and anonymous pornographers who try to be my friend, here is a headline that I wrote in this week's Onion. The picture is great.  
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 13:00:00 GMT

Presidential Pick

As an aspiring journalist and comic (I work in a museum as a receptionist, help me), I don't think its right to pick sides (OBAMA) and be biased (Obama Your Mama) in presidential politics. That's why,...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:25:00 GMT

Guns Don't Kill People...

I cant help but think that the massacre at Virginia Tech never would have happened if we only had Nerf guns for weapons. Then the NRA slogan might finally hold true, "Nerf guns dont kill people, peopl...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:28:00 GMT

A Citizen's Response To The Blackberry Blackout

NAME: Jerry WeismenEMAIL: [email protected]: 847-991-5435 HOMETOWN: D.C. BABBYYYY!!!!I don't want to say that I'm breaking legs, but I'm not happy. I workat a savings and loan in Washington D.C...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:27:00 GMT

Kurt Vonnegut, He Was Good...

God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut When I think about my own death, I don't console myself with the idea that my descendents and my books and all that will live on. Anybody with any sense knows that the whol...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:36:00 GMT