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the chocolate boy wonder

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About Me

blah. blah. blah. hanging out with friends. blah. blah. blah. have no soul. blah. blah. blah. hate bad grammar, and intentionally misspelled words (qwik, rite, dogzzzzz, etc.) blah. blah. fucking blah.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

i enjoy shenanigans. i make it my business to create some measure of havok everywhere i go. you've seen me. i'm drinking jager and making dangerous decisions. i don't do it because i'm drunk, i do it because i'm bored. and i like shenanigans.

I'd like to meet:

the guy who created yoo-hoo. genius! ava devine. ohhhh yessss....

Myspace Editor

Music:

i am currently on trial separation from hip hop. while we still love each other and get together for the occasional freaky deaky, i'm still seeing other genres. recently i've been whoring around with random artists and genres that i meet in my bar, other bars, on mtv, and anywhere i find them. i'm not proud of all my choices and now i don't know if we have enough in common to get back together. but i still love her...

Movies:

boondocks saints, the mack, fight club, the usual suspects, snatch, dogma.

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, around the horn, all those learning channels, x-play, csi: miami, anything that's on at 5am.

Books:

harry potter series, 007 series, song of solomon, 1000 years of solitude, i don't want to talk about it, candide.

Heroes:

bond, james bond. the guy who attempted the first three-way, tiki barber's mom, russell simmons, amiri baraka-shepsu, darla coppedge, goldie, patrick ewing, huey p newton, teresa keller, steven and margo rose, dirty sanchez, and this guy, mr. anthony stark:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 90% Green Lantern 80% Wonder Woman 65% Supergirl 60% The Flash 60% Superman 55% Hulk 55% Spider-Man 50% Catwoman 35% Batman 30% Robin 30% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Blog

Check out this event: My effin birthday!!

Hosted By: jerrell thomasWhen: Monday Oct 01, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Mars Bar115 N 18th stFist City, VA 23223United StatesDescription:jerrell thomas Click Here To View Event...
Posted by the chocolate boy wonder on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

REM sleep

have you ever been awakened from a dream that was so vivid or great or interesting that you were actually "real-world" angry at the source of your awakening?  that's what happened to me today.&nb...
Posted by the chocolate boy wonder on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

why do i need a subject? it's a blog dammit!!!

so i just read mygirl tina's blog and it was beautiful.  it was flowery and lyric and wonderfully written.  but what about me?  what about those of us who beleive in our writing styles ...
Posted by the chocolate boy wonder on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:19:00 PST

Check out this event: Graffiti the World

Hosted By: jerrell thomasWhen: Saturday Apr 21, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: CAC Headquarters3412 West Leigh StRVA, VA 23220United StatesDescription:jerrell thomas Click Here To View Event...
Posted by the chocolate boy wonder on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:30:00 PST

happy now?

so.  i hope you're happy now.  i took the 98 degrees off the page.  it hurt a little bit but i did it for you.  i'll miss my nick lachey and whoever the hell else in that group.&nb...
Posted by the chocolate boy wonder on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:42:00 PST

i'm the bad element

by now most of the bottom regulars have heard something about the big daddy's "dress code".  for those who haven't, big daddy's, the place in the catch 22 spot, takes their dress code a step furt...
Posted by the chocolate boy wonder on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST

teabaggin' t-mobile

t-mobile can suck my balls!  even the one that hasn't descended yet.  i've been with them for a little more than 2 years (a pretty long commitment for me), and up until september they were c...
Posted by the chocolate boy wonder on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:40:00 PST

i've got 50 friends! or do i.....

so by now i think most everyone knows i'm leaving mars.  for those who don't know why, it's to manage red hot and blue in the west end.  i'm really going to miss all the people i've met ther...
Posted by the chocolate boy wonder on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 09:20:00 PST

downloading porn...

i'm not good at this myspace thing.  no really, i suck at it.  i'm not sure how i'm supposed to use this thing.  to tell the truth, i got on here initially to see what mars bar people w...
Posted by the chocolate boy wonder on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:15:00 PST