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About Me

"If I were him, and you wanted to date me, I'd be on my knees with flowers coming out of my ass!" He doesn't remember saying that to me, but it was one of the best things anyone has ever said to me... I will miss him so much...

"Cows are not domesticated animals and they don't like Paris Hilton..."
"Are my eyes big?" I said, as I closed my eyes...
"I don't need to see it, I lived it!" -PeeWee
"Lovers don't finally meet somewhere, they are in eachother all along." -Rumi
"Go confidently in the way of your dreams. Live the life you're imagined." -Thoreau
The Panda Song
Sifl: No WAY, dude, you're outta here!
Panda Dude: I have to sing my tale to the panda!
Sifl: You can't sing... you're not a musician...don't let him do this!
Panda Dude: This next song is the new first song on our new album.
Olly: WHAT?!
Panda Dude: This is not a rebel song... This is.. the PANDA!
After dark, the pandas stalk,
Nightmare creatures, with black hearts.
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark,
Feasting on bums that sleep in the park!
The pandas are coming!
So hide under your beds!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!
(Sifl: get out of the studio
Olly: yeah, get out of here, dude
Sifl: Hey, Pandaboy
Panda Dude: I SHAN'T!)
The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures
Shrouded in the enigma of his black and white coat
What kind of camouflage is this, black and white?
Hiding in an Oreo factory? Could be!
That's just another chapter in the ominous saga of the panda!
The pandas are coming
To rip off your head!
The pandas are coming
On a rampage of the dead!
Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth
Which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences
The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth
You have the power to summon Godzilla
I'm drunk on panda mystery!
The pandas are coming!
So hide under your bed!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your ass to shreds!
This has been chapter 1 in my ongoing songs about the panda, which shall cease at number 820. You will see me again, Mr. Sifl!
Sifl: Just get a clue.
Panda Dude: Get a PANDA!

Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance: Kitty Cat Dance
Click on the link below... Watch the Rabid Panda ad... and you will know how I became RabbidPanda... except for the part where I didn't know how to spell "rabid" and I thought it was better with 2 b's... Nike Presto! Rabid Panda
"The artist has one function â€” to affirm and glorify life." W. Edward Brown

My Interests

Psychological Nudity
Pixie and Pez (my kitties)
Photography
Music
Art
Coffee shops
Art galleries
Going to shows
Book stores
Reading good books
Painting
Traveling
Exploring
Riding my bike
Hangin out random places with my friends!

http://www.joeragans.com/coffee.html

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I'd like to meet:

I need something to do when I'm bored, it might as well be you!

"I need a date to the Prom, would you like to come along?!" -Violent Femmes American Music

"'Charlie, we accept the love we think we deserve.'" -From The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

People who are not assholes, liars, and who do not play with my emotions...

"I need the thing that happens when your brain shuts off and your heart turns on." -from Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel

"That's Joe Ragan's Creamer!"

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine
Pride and Prejudice
Walk The Line
200 Cigarettes
28 Days (not zombies)
50 First Dates
Amalie
Benny and Joon
Billy Elliot
Boondock Saints
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Breakfast Club
Bridget Jone's Diary
Charade
Chocolate
City by the Sea
City of Lost Children
Deperately Seeking Susan
Donnie Darko
Edward Scissor Hands
Fear and Lothing
Garden State
Ginger Snaps
Girls Just Want To Have Fun (not the song)
Goonies
Happiness (not a happy movie)
Ice Age
Lost In Translation (I finally got to see the end...)
Love Actually
My First Mister
Napoleon Dynamite
Never Been Kissed
Office Space
Pretty in Pink
Princess Bride
Saved
Shakespeare in Love
Sixteen Candles
SLC Punk
Sliding Doors
Superstar
Swingers
The Crow
The Point
The Ring
Thirteen
True Romance
Welcome to the Dollhouse
Zoolander
etc. etc. etc.

Television:

Books:

Aama in America
Guests of the Sheik
Lucky
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Nanny Diaries
Perks of Being a Wallflower
Prozac Nation
The Lovely Bones
The Secret Life of Bees
The World and Other Places
Where the Heart Is
Written on the Body

Heroes:

Kyle

My Blog

Apparently I have a stalker!!!!

So there's this guy who used to be OBSESSED with me... and there's this girl that I was never actually really friends with... so I was checking my blog because I have no life and seeing who was subscr...
Posted by RabbidPanda on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:13:00 PST

Welche's Grape Juice

The girl on the Welche's Grape Juice commercial scares me... Ok, so she doesn't really scare me, but she is rather evil...Just look at how she tells you to drink it... it's like she's saying, "If you ...
Posted by RabbidPanda on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:28:00 PST

In case you didn't read my bulletin

I need an apartment... one that is preferrably no more than $575 including everything... it can be an efficiency, a studio, whatever... as long as it's safe... and I have to be able to have my 2 cats....
Posted by RabbidPanda on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:17:00 PST

Quit your bitchin'!

I strongly dislike it when people complain about where they live... If you hate it so much, FREAKIN' LEAVE!!! That's all I'll say right now, because even though I occasionally like to say things that ...
Posted by RabbidPanda on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:09:00 PST

Afternoon Delight!

Tonight I listened to Afternoon Delight for the first time... it's HILARIOUS!!! Kinda disturbing though... ummm... yeah...
Posted by RabbidPanda on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:25:00 PST

WOW!

Panda, Your ideal job is a Cowboy. "Howdy Ma'am, You've got a purdy mouth!" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by RabbidPanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's me!

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Posted by RabbidPanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is the second one...

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burnYour NameYou Are A:DreamerYour Favorite Band/SongThe Strokes - Last NiteYou Like To Read:Anything politicalYou Firmly Believe In:GodEveryone Thinks You Are:OM...
Posted by RabbidPanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is the first one...

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burnYour NameYou Are A:Country loverYour Favorite Band/SongLinkin Park - My DecemberYou Like To Read:Classic literatureYou Firmly Believe In:AbstinenceEveryone Th...
Posted by RabbidPanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's really me! sorta...

You're Brazil! You're athletic, charming, and probably a good dancer. Unfortunatley, you don't really mind chopping down the rain forest, and you probably consider homeless people exp...
Posted by RabbidPanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST