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Kit McSmash

That's Joe Ragan's creamer!

About Me

Average pink haired rocket pack geek girl with a penchant towards biking, welding, and making giant stuffed sculptures of angry meat
Loves toasters and, consequently, Deloreans.
Prone to fits of random wacky shenannigans.
Tiny and frightening for your protection
"Chinko ga haitteru kaban wo kue!"

My Interests

video games, computers, aquariums, drawing, painting, sculpture, road trips, music, dancing, going to clubs, being outdoors, poker, street signs, geeks, ninjas, conventions, wackiness, freestyle retard dancing, goldfish, Halloween, power tools, Resident Evil, building things, big stompy boots, comic strips, robots, shiny things, arts and crafts, pasta, climbing trees, maymont park, bats, photoshop, DDR, duct tape, New York, Egon Spengler, art galleries and museums, people who draw, stickers, Darren, cute things, couch forts, HTML, converse sneakers, gadgets, working on my webpage , MX Flash, Illustrator, OpenCanvas, number puzzles, Star Wars trivia, Magic the gathering, arts and crafts, Tank Girl, post apocalyptic, Diablo II, biking, being active, collecting records, sudoku, visual math, remembering that time

I'd like to meet:

anyone who draws, fun people, John Cusack

Music:

They Might Be Giants, Placebo, Mary Prankster, NIN, Apocalyptica, Letters to Cleo, Glen Miller, Basement Jaxx, Funker Vogt, Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Dandy Warhols, Assemblage 23, Wesley Willis, Madonna, Voltaire, Save Ferris, Pop Will Eat Itself, Queen, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kraftwerk, System of a Down, The Cars, Billy Idol, The Flaming Lips, Weezer, Shinwha, Sons of Winifred, New Order, OMD, Front Line Assembly, Earth Wind and Fire, David Bowie, Bif Naked, Apoptygma Berzerk, Atom and his Package, Depeche Mode, Oingo Boingo, The Hazzards, The Magnetic Fields, The Postal Service

Movies:

Original Star Wars trilogy, Tank Girl, Labyrinth, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Fifth Element, Planet of the Apes, 28 Days Later, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, High Fidelity, Trainspotting, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Clue, Spaceballs, Spirited Away, The Professional, Super Troopers, The Last Unicorn, Pulp Fiction, SLC, Punk, Clockwork Orange, Dark Crystal, Army of Darkness, Resident Evil, Shaolin Soccer, the Wedding Singer, The Man who Fell to Earth, Pirates of the Carribean, Anchorman, What Dreams May Come, anything with Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton, Children of Men, Flushed Away, Logan's Run

Television:

Scrubs, any Star Trek (except Enterprise), CSI

Books:

I'll read damn near anything I can get my hands on. Been on a dystopian future kick for the past year though. I'm a sucker for a dismal ending

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

VCUarts Senior Show

VCUarts Senior Show: opens April 25 at 5:00 pm and runs through April 26***Opening Reception: Friday, April 25th from 5 PM - 8 PM***Departments of Sculpture + Extended Media, Craft/Material Studies, ...
Posted by Kit McSmash on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:17:00 PST

another one of these useless things

1. Have you ever called a person useless?yes 2. What object in your room is really important to you?the smashtop 3. Are you good at hiding your feelings?depends 4. Are you a lover?I'm too busy and str...
Posted by Kit McSmash on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:08:00 PST

+4 survey of boredom reduction

Random survey stolen from Megan 1. Do you like cheese?very yes 2. Have you ever done heroin?hell no 3. Do you own a bike?yes, Frankenbike 4. What are you doing tonight?painting :) 5. Do you get nervou...
Posted by Kit McSmash on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:50:00 PST

Tippy Remembered

This isn't the best quality picture by far, I took it with the phone right after I got it. But later tonight when I can take the bandage off I will get a better picture. I'm going to print it out and...
Posted by Kit McSmash on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:25:00 PST

Matthew, I miss you so much

Last night at around 2 am, Matthew was killed in a car crash by a drunk driver who ran a red light. He was so close to home, he was right there! Just coming home from work. The wreck happened on Broa...
Posted by Kit McSmash on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

my burning shrubbery told me to post this

(a delightful survey stolen from Rose) God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following quest...
Posted by Kit McSmash on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

Geek pick up lines

Geek pick up lines: If I were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genesI've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan. You ever been with a webmaster before? It's like ...
Posted by Kit McSmash on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST

check out my shitty blog!

So apparently I'm slightly out of the loop as I am seeing just now that you can add more photos than necessary to your myspace page. I thought "why not, I can throw some extra shit up" but keep gettin...
Posted by Kit McSmash on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

Apply directly to the butt


Posted by Kit McSmash on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:29:00 PST

PizzaBot2000

PizzaBot2000 is Stronger than TimePizzaBot2000 contains an ass level beer fridge, because beer is cooler at ass levelPizzaBot2000 flame bakes pizza to taste perfection PizzaBot2000 sincerely sorry for...
Posted by Kit McSmash on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:34:00 PST