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~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~

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About Me

I belong in MySpace Hell ! Do you? Heather --
[adjective]:
Sexually stunning
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If you were to buy me, it would cost you $81,371.49! What are you worth? Find Out Here Heather --
[noun]:
An erotic popsicle
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You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?Hi. I'm Heather. Nice to meet you. I'm your normal, mid-twenties Richmond rockstar. I drink too much. I party too much. I used to smoke too much but I got this idea that I needed to be healthier and cutting back on smoking was preferable to cutting back on drinking. I truly believe that sleep is a.) overrated and b.) something that is meant to be done during daylight hours. I hate stupid people. I may do stupid things but that is my choice. I know the consequences of what I do so don't fucking judge me. I'm exceptionally high strung. I also love Adderall which makes me even more high strung. Deal with it or don't deal with me. Whatever. I'm really not this bitchy...no, wait, I probably am. Nevermind. I am usually hungover. It's just a fact of life. It is believed by many that I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body. That just makes me more fabulous. I can't think of anything else right now...Oh, and this kinda sums me up: "Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other." - Marquis De Sade
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You Are the Very Gay Tinky Winky!
Purple with a gay pride symbol... how could he not be gay?
And that red purse is divalicious! What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?My Gay Fairy Name is Sparkling Dew Drops.
How Gay. What's Yours?
You Are 80% Addicted to Myspace
Your Myspace addiction factor is: High
You are officially addicted to Myspace. It's quite possible you haven't seen a real person in days. Are You Addicted to Myspace?and this is how I feel about my ex...
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My Interests

Anything and everything...I'll try anything once. :) A couple of things you need to know...I'm Italian...so don't offend me with wap jokes. Otherwise, I like movies, music, chillin, drinkin!!!, having an all around good time, and soap operas. I know, it's gay, but whatever.And general debauchery...Also...lip gloss, Michelangelo (the artist, not the turtle), flip flops, *gLiTTeR*, Dooney and Bourke, PBR, Guns N' Roses, cartoons, body wash, Bud Light, getting my nails done by ~*HeNrY*~, Katamari Damacy, redneck kareoke bars, bags of hot dogs and bottles of peach schnapps, magnolias, reality shows, drag shows, staying out late, Engrish, Captain Morgan, sleeping in, blowdrying my hair, ROCK BAND, my cute, new skate sneaks, big "I just got outta rehab" sunglasses, Jay and Silent Bob, harpy hunting, pools, going to brunch, art museums, perfume, the ocean, roller derby, ~*bLiNg*~, The Who, feather boas, bitching, good books, $1 draft beers, eyeliner, plundering booty, pirates, Red Bull and CHEAP vodka, vikings, pillaging, "I can see you through the windoooooooooooooow", the Marquis de Sade, Ziggy Stardust, chillin with my girl Paris, hatin on douchebags...ya know, the normal things a girl does. Oh, and I'd like to include myself in this list. I love me.
Your Inner European is Italian!
Passionate and colorful.
You show the world what culture really is. Who's Your Inner European? But we already knew that!!! Get it Italian bitches!!!
You Belong in Rome
You're a big city girl with a small town heart
Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome
Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand
And gorgeous Italian men - could life get any better? What City Do You Belong In?
You Should Date An Italian!
You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy
An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming
If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him
Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta! Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?
Your Italian Name Is...
Immacolata Gallo What's Your Italian Name?Take the quiz:
Which Famous Artist are You?

Michelangelo
You are very satirical and judgmental, not necessarily in a bad way. You are an artistic genius who questions the rules of others.

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You Are The Godfather Ice Cream
Someone crosses you, and they'll end up with a scoop of this in their bed What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

I'd like to meet:

and yes, I am MILDLY obsessed with Orlando Bloom! He's just BEAUTIFUL!


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Free Myspace PicturesIf you scare kitties, then you are BAD! Ok, don't scare kitties...but other than that you're alright with me. Numero uno, you cannot scare me...beyond that, we're good! Oh, and I dislike douchebags with a PASSION! Douchebags need not apply here...Because Chuck Norris said so!...and this is Fluffy. He is my new BFF. We are big, fat bitches together. Others need not even try to come close to our big, fat bitchery! Fluffy WILL fuck you up! He does not play, bitch! Loves it!
Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is
Stars Are Blind by Paris Hilton

"I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you" What's Your 2006 Summer Anthem?
Your Celebrity Style Twin is Nicole Richie
The perfect blend of uptown and downtown. Who's Your Celebrity Style Twin? Who 's Your Inner Sexy Cartoon Chick ?
Bettie Boop
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You Are a Party Girl!
You give Paris Hilton and Tara Reid a run for their money
(Who knows? You've probably even run into them at a club or two)
While you do have fun - relax a little every so often
All those drinks do nothing for your looks - or your bank account Are You a Party Girl?

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Music:

oh my god!!! I love everything!!! A couple of favorite songs: Wont Get Fooled Again, Sweet Child O' Mine, I Want You To Want Me. And a sampling of my favorite artists: The Who, The Beatles, Sinatra, David Bowie, Queen, The Stones, Pink Floyd, Outkast, Bob Marley, The Moody Blues, Led Zeppelin, Guns N Roses...but really, I get down with anything and everything. Classic Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, Pop, Country...anything...
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Your Stripper Song Is
Toxic by Britney Spears

"With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under"

You may dance for someone - but only to weaken their defenses. What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Lust: 100%
Pride: 100%
Wrath: 100%
Greed: 80%
Gluttony: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 69%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic. How Sinful Are You?
You Are a Super Diva
Some may complain about your diva ways, but you brush them off.
You simply demand the best - and there's nothing wrong with that.
Don't stomp on the little people too much though!
You still need them to get to the top. Are You a Diva?
You scored as Cruella De Ville. Your alter ego is Cruella De Ville! You hurt little puppies and have bad hair... shame on you!

Cruella De Ville


100%

Donald Duck


88%

Ariel


63%

Cinderella


50%

Peter Pan


44%

Goofy


38%

Pinocchio


38%

Sleeping Beauty


38%

Snow White


31%

The Beast


25%
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Movies:

The Godfather, Gone With the Wind, Quills, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Party Monster, bad horror movies, anything with Geoffrey Rush in it, Elizabeth, Napoleon Dynamite, Labyrinth, Goodfellas, Scarface, Blow, Half Baked, Rocky Horror, The Libertine, Mommie Dearest, Desperado, From Hell, Notes on a Scandal, Sweeney ToddOh yeah...look at how crunk I am!Crunk Test
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?and Kip fucking rules! Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
You are Kip Dynamite and you love technology.
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Television:

COPS, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aquateen, really anything on Adult Swim that's not crappy anime...especially METALOCALYPSE, trashy reality shows, Desperate Housewives, One Life To Live, anything on E! or VH1 (I LOVE celebrity gossip), Chapelle's Show, Walker Texas Ranger, cable news, ROME, The Sopranos, Sex and the City, AbFab, Law and Order, The Simple Life, Anna Nicole, Katie and Peter, To Catch a Predator, late night infomercials, anything with Chuck Norris...the list goes on.And this rules. Which Desperate Housewife are you?
Congratulations! You are Gabrielle Solis, the ex-model with everything she's every wanted a rich husband, a big house and John, the 17-year-old gardener.
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find out which SOUTH PARK character you are


Cartman
The fat asshole
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Books:

The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, the Agent Pendergast novels by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, The Devil in the White City, The Godfather, Faust, The Divine Comedy, The Prince, Beowulf, The Iliad, Candide, The Tragical History of Dr. Faustus, The Book of the Courtier...I'll read just about anything.
You Are a Drama Queen (or King)
And the oscar goes to... you!
You're all about overreacting and just plain acting.
You see the world as your stage, and give a great performance.
And while you're friends may find you entertaining at times...
Everyone's secretly hoping that you'll just chill a little.
(But they'd never tell you - they fear your wrath!) Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot?
You Are 92% Bitchy
Ouch, you've got a heart of steel, and you don't mind throwing out cutting insults to whomever you hate.
Those who know you well know not to mess with you. And those who don't know you well are plain scared of you! How Bitchy Are You?
You Are 76% Spoiled
You're pretty spoiled, but you probably don't think you're spoiled enough.
No doubt about it, you're living the good life. Maybe a little too good! Are You Spoiled?

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Heather
Birthday: 6 January
Birthplace: Fucking fabulous RVA
Current Location: the RIC baby!
Eye Color: brown/green
Hair Color: brown/black
Height: 5'8 and 1/2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Italian with a smidge of Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Miller High Life flip flops :)
Your Weakness: cute boys, booze
Your Fears: bugs, weakness
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese, black olives, and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pay off my bills, get back in school, get my own apartment for me and Chanel
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's my beer?
Your Best Physical Feature: my bootylicious backside...Italian broads RULE!
Your Bedtime: whenever I stumble in
Your Most Missed Memory: high school! I loved high school!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...always Coke ;)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: don't care...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: both...I'm an equal opportunity employer
Cappuccino or Coffee: prefer coffee...can't drink it so much anymore :(
Do you Smoke: used to
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: occasionally
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: I'm already there...
Do you want to get Married: not again
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time, yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: not so much
Do you think you are Attractive: pretty much so...I haven't gotten any complaints.
Are you a Health Freak: if beer is health food, then ok...
Do you get along with your Parents: usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: LoVe ThEm!!
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: did you think before you asked this question? Do you know who I am? Of course!
In the past month have you Smoked: uh-huh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I am not on drugs, I do drugs. It's different.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not so much
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmm...delicious
In the past month have you been on Stage: only if drunken kareoke counts :)
In the past month have you been Dumped: honey, I'm waaaay too fabulous for that
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope...too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a couple of hearts, maybe
Ever been Drunk: WoW! That's the understatement of the century.
Ever been called a Tease: every now and again...
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: when I'm really old, in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: socialite, art historian
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm a sucker for blue eyes
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: I'm growing more partial to longer hair...
Height: taller than me
Weight: don't really care
Best Clothing Style: as long as it ends up on my bedroom floor, I don't care :)
Number of Drugs I have taken: you don't wanna know
Number of CDs I own: no clue
Number of Piercings: two...I know, LaMe!
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just a few...
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I just did homework for the first time in two years...

a survey to celebrate...   1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?Clearly, I would do it the way that guy in "The Hitcher" did. Fuck kitchen utensil...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:45:00 PST

bored and awake...

1. Introduce yourselfum...if you don't know me, that's your problem. 2. It's Thursday afternoon, where are you usually?work, maybe...napping at home, hangin with Chris...that's what I'm doing now. 3. ...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

addicted to glamour...

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you slept in a bed with?wouldn't you like to know? A lady never names names. ;)2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?Bella's3. What was the las...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:56:00 PST

GET AIDS AND DIE SLOW... no, this is not a survey.

On Saturday night, I attended Nancy Lee's birthday party. It was super fun. I drank too much and got to see a bunch of people from high school who I see far too infrequently. As with most occasions wh...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

I need another beer...

1. How old will you be in five years?292. Do you think you will be married by then?not again3. How tall are you?5'8 and 1/2"4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?more of the same, ...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:32:00 PST

about me...

A" Are you available?: yeah" What is your age?: 24" What annoys you?: stupid peopleB" Do you know anyone named Billy? I have an uncle named Bill. Does that count?" When is your birthday?: 6 JanuaryC" ...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:13:00 PST

fuck me! no wait...that's probably how I got into this situation.

1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you say?fuck me! no wait...that's probably how I got into this situation.2. Do you trust all of your friends?of course!3. Would you move to another...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:16:00 PST

i really don't want to go to work... :(

..> Q: NAME A FRIEND WHOS NAME STARTS WITH A "C".A: CollinQ: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS:A: probably my motherQ: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?A: sometimes Q: DO YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR?A; nopeQ: WHAT...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

confused about life...so i'll do a survey. :P

1.Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?:recently...that's all i'll say 2. What was your last alcoholic beverage?wine last night with two of my favorite people 3. Who is/are the friend(s) {not...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

booze

Body: 1.What is your favorite beer?Unibroue Maudite...but when I can't get it Bud Light :)2. What is your favorite mixed drinkVodka and Red Bull3. What is your favorite shot?Bushmills 4. What will you...
Posted by ~*tHe MoSt FaBuLoUs BiTcH iN tHe RIC*~ on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST