update, for the record: my summer and future |
it's funny how ebullient summer really is. the most visceral experiences permeate every moment. the oppressive heat, the sweat clinging to my eyebrows, stinging my eyes. the thirst.the heat of the sou...
Posted by J'irai à... on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:00:00 PST |
oh it was bound to happen...asphalt kisses. skinned knees, bloody elbows. |
ok ok, i'll admit it. i got a little too confident. i went a little overboard. yeah, i put my dick on the stem and i ate it.
so i've been getting more and more capable to do some pretty sick skids....
Posted by J'irai à... on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:55:00 PST |
that was something |
my birthday happened. i'm not exactly sure how it was. but it definately was, and in full fucking force.
it included but is not limited to:
- getting extremely drunk
- driving getaway after my ...
Posted by J'irai à... on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:01:00 PST |
not to make a big deal out of it, but shit... |
so so so,
i talk about how i don't like to even pay attention to it, but today is my birthday. i have toxic snot streaming from my sinuses, down my throat, into my stomach, making me want to puke l...
Posted by J'irai à... on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 11:54:00 PST |
dead kennedys rewrite |
i've decided to rewrite the dead kennedy's song 'buzzbomb' but about track bikes.
it goes maybe like this:
track bike track bike macho mobile,
the road's my slave that's how i feel
i cruise al...
Posted by J'irai à... on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:19:00 PST |
oh fuck, i wish it were below freezing |
yeah, i said it, and it's true. frozen water doesn't get you so wet. fuck you chicago weather, fuck you.
oh, my hand is 'better' so i can ride a bike now. that is a beautiful thing. i am a man agai...
Posted by J'irai à... on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 04:26:00 PST |
Russian Doctors, Broken Hands, Halloween (the song, asshole) |
ok ok ok,
so maybe i was going a little fast. yeah, i even told myself that in my head. as i approached 461 n milwaukee, i thought to myself, 'hey maybe i can dismount my bike going a little faster...
Posted by J'irai à... on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:29:00 PST |
i'd make a good cop. |
i posted a really funny (i think so anyway) missed connection about my latest pedestrian accident (check it out: http://chicago.craigslist.org/mis/105133847.html). all of a sudden all of these people ...
Posted by J'irai à... on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:44:00 PST |
never done this before, but i have hit two pedestrians! |
ok,
so i've never done this blog thingy before. but i thought i'd try it out. it will probably end up being one of these things that i think is a good idea to do all the time, but never am able to ...
Posted by J'irai à... on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:33:00 PST |
