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Nina Haulin Ass

I shake my fist in your general direction.

About Me

Freedom is a dish best served ice cold in a 40 oz bottle.It's like a circle pit, on wheels. I am skating backwards, that's why I look all goofy--v ...

My Interests

I like to drink and party hard. I like to fight and I'm not afraid to die.
WHAT KIND OF HOME BUM WILL YOU BE? by HALFRACK999
NAME
YEARS DRINKING
AMOUNT OF BOOZE PER DAY
WHAT YOUD DO FOR FREE CRACK
I PREFER
YOU WILL BE A STABBIN HOBO
DEGREE OF HAGGARDNESS: 92%

HOW YOU'LL MAKE MONEY START A SHOPING CART CHOP SHOP
HOW MANY BUM FREINDS YOULL HAVE 37
SHOPPING CART PIGGLY WIGGLY
NUMBER OF DISEASES 80
WHEN YOULL DIE A LONLEY DEATH December 26, 2007

Quiz created with MemeGen !
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Nina's Syndrome
Cause: dancing
Symptoms: tiredness, glowing, blood powdering
Cure: take five placebo tablets every day before meals
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

I'd like to meet:

People who do what they mean and mean what they say. Jeebus, Camel Joe, and Lars Ulrich so I can punch him in his stupid face. Also, whoever invented Sparks energy booze, because theres nothing like a lousy drunk that just won't pass out....gawd bless the Fins and the Swedes....Take the quiz: "What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)"

Metallica
You are a band with Metal in it's name. Metallica. You have no costume or make-up, you just serve metal up the ass. You rock! /Doh...

Music:

I rock and roll all night and probably every day.

Movies:

My life is a really bad one...

Television:

Will suck the life out of you.

Books:

Are great to throw at people. When you're done reading them, that is...

Heroes:

People that publicly shame themselves. Repeatedly. ME.