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Oderus

About Me

I am Oderus Urungus, the golden-throated crooner of your favorite alien space pirate masters, GWAR!!!! I enjoy long walks on the beach with your mom, followed by a nice meal of HER PUSSY!!! hahaha!!! I have the hugest dick in the UNIVERSE (seriously, check out my profile pics)!!!!!!! I love to kill humans and rape animals.


What villian are you?
You're Jason!
You go around stomping everyone's ass and cannot die. You're awesome.

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Destruction

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You're Oderus Urungus! You are consumed with an
obsession with your penis. You blow your load,
then ask questions later. You are at the front
lines, kicking ass, screaming horrid debauched
lyrics and spraying cum all the time. Nobody
knows why...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOU, so I can beat off on your face!!! and anyone who would hinder GWAR's ultimate plan for extinction of the human race and destruction of this shitty planet, Earth. I'd also like to find myself a pretty little girl to have my way with. Preschool Prostitutes are the best!!!!

My Blog

The Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7

Ya know, back in outer space we used to drink alot, smoke peyote and show blatant disrespect to all authority figures. Little did we know, we were undermining our entire value system. At that time I w...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jan 2005 13:03:00 GMT

GWAR HATES YOU

A polluted haze hangs over the sprawling angles and shabby confusion of a modern city. Humans sullenly slog to their workstations, grumbling and farting, girding for another day of slavery and humilia...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:46:00 GMT

BEHOLD

The Legend of GWAR began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master, GWAR...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Dec 2004 22:44:00 GMT