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About Me

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. Confucious once said: "Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot" "guns don't kill people, people with mustaches kill people" Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

My Interests

things that are interesting

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Palahniuk, James Brown, the Menard's guy, the Empire carpet guy, Harry Caray, Del the Funky Homosapien, Quentin Tarantino, Steve Perry, Rick Santorum, Gary Coleman & the guy who played Mr. Drummond, David Cross, the guy who played the old-fart pitcher in Major Leagueimg src="http://i16.tinypic.com/33v0rjm.jpg"

Music:

, Flaming Lips, the Go! team, the Kinks, Zappa, Seu Jorge, James Brown, Fela Kuti, Pink Floyd, Os Mutantes, Miles Davis, Souls of Mischief, Led Zeppelin, Air, MMW, Muddy Waters, AC/DC, Beck, Phish, Butthole Surfers, The DOors, Hamell on Trial, P-Funk, Of Montreal, David Bowie, Blackalicious, Tribe Called QUest, Black Flag/Rollins, Mike PAtton, the Clash, Beastie Boys, Janes Addiction, Boston, Jimmy Smith, Jimmy Cliff, Dr. Dre, Dan the Automator, Jurassic 5, Prince, MF Doom, Madlib, Peanut Butter Wolf/Stones Throw, Gilles Peterson, Stevie Wonder, Stereolab, Johnny WInter, Thievery Corporation, Velvet Underground, T Rex, Talking Heads, Run DMC, Sly & the Family Stone, Baby Huey, Stevie WOnder, Howlin Wolf, Devo, A-Ha, Cinematic Orchestra, DJ Shadw, Cut Chemist, Queen, Jeff Buckley, Charlie Hunter, Buckethead, Nas, Amp Fiddler, Nina Simone, Bob Marley, Sinatra (I got chunks of guys like you in my stool), DJ Logic, Bon Dylan, Common, Kanye, Bob Seger, OutKast, Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, Jackson 5, the Animals, Buddy Holly, Tenacious D, Radiohead, the Pixies, Dick Dale, the Cars, the Pretenders, Elvis Costello, Iggy Pop, Husker DU, Sage Francis, Cream, Jimi Hendrix, Genesis, Jethro Tull, Living Colour, Biggie Smalls, the Police (none of that sissy solo sting shit), Sex Pistols, Sade, the Avalanches, Blondie, Creedence Clearwater, Beach Boys, Sun-Ra & the Arkestra, Massive Attack, Captain Beefheart, sublime, Tom Petty, Particle, the SPecials, Bloodhound Gang, KRS-One

Movies:

Quick Change, the big lebowski, science of sleep

Television:

Mr. Show

Books:

McSweeny's stuff.

Heroes:

Uncle Creepy - "Nobody went and made a holiday out of it when Dracula came back from the dead."