smeggy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Slightly grumpy middle aged piss head with a likeing for ladies wee wee. Long time front man for fucked up rock'n'roll band King Kurt. Must have Marmite at any cost, I know they're out there, I know they want it. BACK OFF ALIENS GET YOUR OWN GOD DAMN MARMITE!!!!!!!!!!!! I recently discovered that pretending to be a DJ can be a whole heap of fun,

My Interests

you guessed it..........Bluegrass,Rockabilly,Truck driving music, sixties garage, TheCramps, Elgar, Carl Orf, twangleing my old guitar and breaking stuff

I'd like to meet:

ladies who are bursting for a wee wee, and the green arsed mutha fucka who probed my Marmite with his "phone home" finger

Music:

no interest in that kind of thing, whatsoever!................It must've been some other guy, maybe a replicant or ....... How would I know I was never there.