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evil*eve

if there's kerosene, there's something to do

About Me

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey I'm not going to date you, so don't even bother. You probably wouldn't be that interesting to me anyways. I don't want to add your shitty band, either. I have enough awesome friends, so if I don't already know you, well, go collect someone else. I like animals, so I don't eat them. I like to drink, so I work at a bar. I love music, so I hang out with rock stars.
I believe in art and science, not god and guilt.

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My Interests

live music, body art, record collecting, gardening, cooking, animals, painting, writing, watching sports, outdoor pursuits, studying Nahuatl & language in general, current events, brewing beer!, & shenanigans

I'd like to meet:


MISCHIEF, MAYHEM, & SHENANIGANS
(engineers & participants)

Music:

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, NO, I DON'T WANT TO ADD YOUR SHITTY BAND!!! I LOVE MUSIC. HERE'S A SHORT LIST OF SOME OF IT:
pantera, sepultura/NAILBOMB/soulfly, SLAYER, megadeth, motley crue, cypress hill, modest mouse, SALIVA SLINGERS!, the Faint, Ladytron, le tigre, malevolent creation, the mother's anger , west coast rappers like snoop dogg and NWA, these arms are snakes, mos def, happy bastards , MANU CHAO/mano negra, mars volta /at the drive in, patti smith, ween /moistboyz, morphine, queen!, queens of the stone age, eminem, dangerdoom, waylander, tool, morbid angel, NIN, danzig/MISFITS/samhain, BRUJERIA!!!!, THE OL' HOWL AND SMASH, THE ATHIARCHISTS, LOS MEX PISTOLES DEL NORTE, MASTODON!, cannibal corpse/SIX FEET UNDER, the MELVINS, the JELVINS, fantomas, mr.bungle, steve miller, at the gates, system of a down, shellac, carcass, down, DK, suicidal tendencies, infectious grooves, ac/dc, amadan , jane's addiction, the detonators , IN THE NAME OF GOD, avery bell, black flag, d.r.i., s.o.d., the clash, the cramps, ministry, marilyn manson, deicide, faith no more, tenacious D/trainwreck, white/ rob zombie , tchkung!, kylesa, hauler, the pixies, bad religion, nofx, the doors, pink floyd, led zep, motorhead, ed hall, ed gein, pungent stench, testament, hank williams, patsy cline, bobby brown, the bangles, pearl jam, judas priest, michael jackson, madonna, sugar hill gang, skid row, korn, rage v. machine, primus, the real metallica, *ozzy*, *cash*, NIRVANA, dead prez, YOB (R.I.P.)/ MIDDIAN, NINTHMOONBLACK, the roots, eyedea and abilities, ALICE IN CHAINS, maiden, g'n'r... and more... ---visit me in the frozen torso heapCHECK OUT MY HOMIES: On the First Day... They Were Kittens
Lucika

Movies:

HORROR MOVIES, Tim Burton, Rob Zombie, Vincent Price, Quentin Tarantino, Matt Stone & Trey Parker
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is my all-time favorite.

WHICH SERIAL KILLER ARE YOU MOST LIKE?
I AM HERB MULLIN!
who the hell is he?

Television:

I learned everything I know from "Beavis & Butthead" and "South Park."

Stephen Colbert!
I watch "Law & Order" constantly.

Books:

I like to read dictionaries.

Heroes:

Hera the Cat

My Blog

never for me

I haven't complained about life in a while.  Well, so you know, everything is still fine;  that is, I'm still as normally miserable as ever.  Great place to live, great job to have; yet...
Posted by evil*eve on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:50:00 PST

optimism

The last four months have been fucking horrible.  No aspect of my life is progressing in an acceptable fashion;  ha!  no aspect is progressing.  The rage has hit a plateau.  ...
Posted by evil*eve on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:15:00 PST

death in the family

Hera the Cat, matriarch of the McNamara cat clan, died Friday, 16 March 2007 of kidney failure, weighing only 3 pounds.  She was 19 years old.As head of the family, Hera took great pride in exerc...
Posted by evil*eve on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:45:00 PST

life in a shoebox & the technological prohibition

It's been nearly a month since I offically moved into my shoebox.  It's ahhhh-ite.  The neighbors are swell, minus the aimless hippies across the way who contaminate their days with hacky sa...
Posted by evil*eve on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

Adventures in Air Travel, Part I

I've had this trip to Los Angeles to visit with my geriatric (19 yrs old!) cat, Hera, planned for some time.  I detest this place, but every year for the last nine since my escape, there is at le...
Posted by evil*eve on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:26:00 PST

So I married a Jedi Warrior... or, "No, sir, you don't need to see my identification"

Ya'll probably are acquainted with my darling ex-husband, Garf.  Well, for the past few years I've been entirely convinced that he's a Jedi. That man busts the Mind Tricks with such ease and fine...
Posted by evil*eve on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST

I'm so bored, I'm drinking bleach

I'm annoyed that I don't have any Dead Milkmen on vinyl.  I suppose that's on the To-Do List. It's fucking really cold.  I'm lonely.  I don't remember coming home last night.  I do...
Posted by evil*eve on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST

I'm so fucking excited

On 29 April 2006 I intend to be in Coachella, California to see Manu Chao, one of my all-time favorite musical artisits.  I'm besides myself with glee.  I honestly never thought I'd have the...
Posted by evil*eve on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:02:00 PST

I need to hang out with people, not cocktails

Last night I was really depressed and didn't want to go home to an empty house.  So, of course, I sat at the bar until I couldn't drink any more.  Between my heavy drinking and buying others...
Posted by evil*eve on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

fat chicks need lovin', too!

So last night I went to check out a couple punk rock bands with some of my homies.  The show was at a tavern I worked at some time ago.  Generally, I boycott the place since the sonofab...
Posted by evil*eve on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST