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About Me

You do not want to be friends with me.

My Interests

risque beeswax, good vibrations, rock music, love, like, makers mark, 96kHz/24bit audio, popping wheelies, mexicans, adults, perpetrating ruckus, total hot shots, peets coffee, ghost websites, lightning bolts, spazz attacks, crazy girls who think they are cats and say "meow" all of the time, building shit, flying sparks, california, thai food, vietnamese food, the mars exploration rover mission, god, punching unicorns in the head, english breakfast tea lattes, smoked salmon, corduroy, spearmint gum, tetris, the apostrophe protection society, porno, gay lasers, ninja battles, sexy bank tellers, russian postage stamps, political history, vintage calculators

I'd like to meet:

Yo mama.

Music:

I only like solid gold hits.

Movies:

whatever you like

Television:

ghost hunters, sell this house, the simpsons, curb your enthusiasm, three's company, rockford files, the office, design on a dime, seinfeld, twin peaks, saturday night live, moonlighting, ali g, snuff box, airwolf, hunter, square pegs, benson, arrested development, american dildo

Books:

united states - gore vidal, tragedy and hope - carroll quigley, beyond good and evil, most burroughs, poe, how to pick up women - eric weber

Heroes:

The Ghostbusters

My Blog

This is a bit like poetry but then it isn't...

Body: scroll to the bottom and read up.. From: Kerry Bull Sent: Friday, August 11, 2006 1:37 PM To: 'Michael Rosas' Subject: RE: Im glad were on the same page about this ________________...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:42:00 PST

Olives taste weird.

I used to dislike tomatoes but I got over it. I doubt that I will ever enjoy olives.
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's alright, it's alright, it's alright... cocaine.

I do not dabble in the booger sugar, but it is difficult to ignore its recent rise in popularity around town. In honor of this, I have been updating the lyrics to Eric Clapton's "Cocaine" to fit in wi...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Well Programmed

Back when I was a kid, during a time in which elementary schools seemed a bit more concerned with churning out eco-minded, socially conscientious children, I was taught a lesson about the proper dispo...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST