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A-hole

You're a small red tropical bag...

About Me

I'm a weirdo. Really. I've accepted it. I'm not on here to hook up or have 1,000,000,000 friends, so do me a favor... don't try to add me to your friends list unless I know you. My friends and family (and Grae monster) mean more to me than anything on Earth, so don't mess with my peoples!!!

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My Interests

Long walks on the beach, making s'mores next to a raging fire, getting thrown up against walls... just making sure the dirty boys are still paying attention...

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can keep me from getting too cocky (yes, that's right... I put COCK in my profile!)... and someone that can give me butterflies with just the way he smells... I love to laugh, so if you can make me laugh, you're IN.

Music:

Mickey Avalon, Lady Sovereign, The Strokes, We Are Scientists, Jem, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Snow Patrol, Aqualung, No Doubt, Nikka Costa, Head Automatica, LCD Soundsystem, !!!ChkChkChk, the bravery, Muse, Alien Ant Farm, Beck, Hot Hot Heat, Motley Crue, A Tribe Called Quest, Q Tip, Bjork, Marilyn Manson, Keane, The Darkness, Weezer, Winger, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Queens of the Stone Age, Blind Melon, Hole, Jay Z, Ludacris, Jack Johnson, Garbage, Toadies, Urge Overkill, M.I.A., Peaches, Veruca Salt, Wheatus, Black Eyed Peas, Chris Cornell, Memento, Death on Wednesday, Hed(pe), Earshot, Deftones, Korn, Orgy, Videodrone, Adema, Buchanan, Foo Fighters, Something For Kate, Incubus, Silverchair, Maroon 5, SEVENDUST, Justin Timberlake (he just doesn't KNOW he's my boyfriend... YET... and NO, I am not 14), Outkast, Busta Rhymes, Lil' Kim, Eminem, Hair bands rule (Metal Skool for those of you in L.A.!!!) ... oh, yeah, and anything new that rocks my socks...

Movies:

Van Wilder, Tommy Boy, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Seven, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!! (GOSH), Fight Club, Crash, 12 Monkeys, The Last Boyscout, Clueless, Playing By Heart (if you've never heard of it, RENT IT!!!), Old School, anything with Dave Chappelle in it, Zoolander, Snatch, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Super Troopers (MEOW!), Varsity Blues (mmmm... Paul Walker), Lost Boys, Meet the Parents, Dazed and Confused, Liar Liar, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, wow.... every movie I 've ever watched, apparently...

Television:

Entourage is the best show EVER, Nip/Tuck (even though I can't watch the surgery scenes), Curb Your Emthusiasm, DAVE CHAPPELLE is the funniest muthereffer EVER, Crank Yankers (yes, Dane Cook), Queer as Folk (mmmmm..Brian Kenny), Alias, Punk'd, Viva La BAM! , Law & Order, Simpsons, Family Guy, I miss Twin Peaks, Sex and the City, and Dukes of Hazard!!! Hey... did anyone else ever watch "Greg the Bunny"???

Books:

Wait a minute.... I CAN READ?????

Heroes:

Any one who can put up with me...

My Blog

9/9

Too much time spent trying to figure out what I did wrong. Not enough energy spent proactively seeking happiness. One month and one day... here's to being happy......
Posted by A-hole on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 05:00:00 PST

Angels and Vampires...

(sorry, DJ AM... I'm stealing this one.) I've lately come to realize that friends come in two forms: Angels, and Vampires.  Some friends just make you happy to be around them. They improve your l...
Posted by A-hole on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST

you are NEVER allowed to speak again...

Ok, I am starting a list of people who should NEVER be allowed to speak AGAIN!!!  Feel free to add to it as neccessary... !. Yes, .1... BRITNEY SPEARS.  I feel there is no explanation neccessary for ...
Posted by A-hole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 cents... (AAF)

Just a little bit of my opinion here, kids... read it and weep...On Feb. 10th, I was fortunate enough (okay, lucky enough that i know somebody that knows somebody, I guess) to get in to the Troubadour...
Posted by A-hole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST