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I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet.

About Me

GO F'N RED SOX! PATRIOTS! CELTICS! That's all you need to know.

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My Interests

Sports, movies, music, food.

I'd like to meet:

Clark Griswold, Cousin Eddie, Adam Sandler, Kevin Smith, James Cameron, Micheal Jordan, Tiger Woods, Shaq, and anyone who will help my career in TV and film be very, very lucrative.

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Music:

Flight of the Conchords...GENIOUS!

Movies:

I can always watch Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carrey movies in general, I think Broken Lizard movies are fantastic, I love the "Vacation" movies, Office Space "PC Load letter...what the fuck does that mean?", Empire Records "My name isn't fuckin Warren!", Out Cold "'What are you doing here?' -'Having a beer.' -'In Alaska?' -'I like cold beer.'", Adam Sandler movies...awesome, I can go on like this forever.

Television:

Prison Break, Entourage, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, The Office, Flight of the Conchords, Always Sunny in Philly, Friday Night Lights, Heroes, Boy meets Grill (yeah I watch Food Network), and of course, Seinfeld reruns