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Crizapp

About Me

The "real" about me...I (truly) love to laugh. Especially those resurrection laughs that blindside you on some idle Tuesday in the Save-Mart aisle, three weeks after you heard the joke (bonus points if you are alone)...I like the sun but definitely need a good dumping rain every once in a while. I don't mind stale food and in some cases, such as Red Vines, prefer it. Dakota Fanning frightens me. On the eighth day God created ketchup. I have not yet been successful with the "Listerine" challenge--can only do it for about 18 seconds, not 30. I am in denial about being 5'3''. I love swimming in the ocean. I don't like writing with pencils and prefer notebooks with the perforated tear out pages. Sunday nights depress me. There is something charming about Tuesdays. I have recently rediscovered my love for Slurpees and was pleasantly surprised to find out my new car's cupholder can hold the 40 oz size with ease. When I eat, I usually get food on myself. I don't like parking a car with my seatbelt on. I like washing my hands. I would be interested in finding out if Slip and Slides were as fun as they used to be. Or at least if the grass burns are still as painful. I have yet to figure out the people who circle the gym parking lot for a spot which is shortest walking distance from the door. I don't believe in or live by ultimatums. I would say that I am an honest person probably because I am just truly lousy at being fake -- I figure that people will get to know who you really are eventually so why not just save time and let some of your faults be shown (most of them are probably pretty entertaining!)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who made up those "Sit and Sleep" radio commercials so I can kick him in the shins. Hard.

My Blog

Friends don't let friends choose Sprint

I have come to the conclusion that Sprint PCS phone company is of the devil. If you have Sprint and have never had problems, consider yourself (very) lucky. If you are considering choosing Sprint, opt...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Apr 2005 22:28:00 GMT

0 mph

Seeing that it took me 2 and 1/2 HOURS to get home from work last night and one and a half to get here this morning, I can't help but come to the conclusion that someone in Wisconsin technically lives...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:53:00 GMT

Fwd: Fwd:Fwd

This is just going to be a baby blog....this isn't anything new, I just had to let out some frustration! We have all been there...you open up your email and have X amount of messages. Inevitably, some...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Feb 2005 14:54:00 GMT