handlebar moustaches, stoners flashing gang signs, anyone sucking on their finger in a provocative manner, anyone over 30 seriously seeking "serious relationships", anyone making serious dungeons and dragons/lord of the rings references using abbreviations D&D/LOTR, dudes with skinners, chicks with skinners, drawn on eyebrows, anyone with barbed-wire or yin-yang tattoos, white guys with dreadlocks, men grabbing their crotches, goatees exceeding 1cm, 6 foot amazon "cam" girls, people who take pictures of their offensive body peircings, people who take pictures of their stomaches, guys with button down silk shirts (dragon prints, flames, or naked women do not help), bowlcuts, people posing with liquor bottles, shirtless guys, gold teeth, etc, etc...
no one selected by our expert "creep-crime" busting staff.
if you have any of the following listed in your profile (unless it is followed by the words "sucks" or "is creepy/horrible/awful/etc.")korn, limp bizkit, static x, linkin park, the doors, kid rock, incubus, adema, insane clown posse, R kelly, papa roach, cypress hill, tool, bruce springstein,journey,then put your hands behind your head 'cause we're comin' to gettcha'!
our creepy-crime bustin' staff is on the lookout for people with the following movies on their profile: any kevin smith movie (although they're not bad, this is usually a red flag for some creepy motha'....),red sonya, wild america, encino man, twins, man of the house, a fire in the sky, last action hero...
howard stern, gary coleman, corey feldman, ron jeremy, polly shore, fat anna nicole, jack and kelly osbourne, and david fostino