myspace, kareoke,making-tv, making-movies, eatin-meat,putting-up sheetrock,molesting-my-grandma, putting-ladybugs-in-my moms-coffee,dryhumping, playing-board-games, meetingfreaks, pumpkin-carving, balancing-things, dancing,doin-a-sik-ass human-beat-box, soap-box-racing, collecting-homies, texas hold-em, drawing,screenwriting,Big buck hunter 3, editing,making-chiken-cutlets, pacing around while smoking cigarettes, masturbating with peppermint soap, getting drunk and getting beat up, farting on a first date, dreaming, listening, observing, searching out pork sandwitches, discussing religion, brainstorming, climbing, making forts out of cardboard boxes, fake wrestling, sushi, pokin smot.
a-furry-gremlin, ya-know-a-mugwai (not-the-evil-ones,, although-the-evil ones-were-pretty-funny and-down-to-earth)
my-band WWW.DISCOUNTHEROES.COM listen to us on the site!! plus the beatles, weezer, the beach boys, the roots, otis redding, the jesus christ superstar soundtrack, the electric light orchestra, luie prima, wu-tang clan.
i-love-movies i-love-anything-gilliam, anything-scorsese, anything-spielburg, any-thing-pixar, anything-Coen-brothers and-all-the-cheech-and-chong-films ..i-also-love-GROUNDHOGDAY!!!!
television-is-god. it-replaces-the-sun- when-indoors. i-aim-to-get-more- time-inside-that flashing-box-of-light. Saturday Night Live, The Greatest American Heroe, The Muppet Show, The Cocksucker Show(aka Deadwood) Makin Da band (P-diddy version), Paradise Hotel, Makin da band 3, Entourage, Back to Norm, chappele show, Britney and Kevin Chaotic, punked, Curb your enthusiasm, Sopranos, simpsons, sienfeld, Smurfs, pee wees play house, Jackass, Viva la bam, TRL, Quantum Leap, The Wonder Years, Dream On, taxi cab confessions, Crank Yankers, Jerry Springer, HBO undercover, American Idle, survivor, Ambush MakeOver, freaktown, Squirt tv, Paybacktime, d.u.s.t., The Weather Report, the Voll show, Concrete Tv, Madame Chaos, Columbo, sesame street, 321 contact, Mr. wizards world, Double dare, Taxi, Cheers, Mr rogers neighborhood,You can't do that on television, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Liqued Television, Pimp my Ride, The Hulk.
the-bible
mom and dad