Member Since: 11/8/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/wahwahexitwound
Band Members: Main Dudes:
Dave Webb: Owner (ha!), producer (ha ha!), huge, over the top guitar solos, bass (not in the pocket), casios, applier of reverb to crap performances, really shitty live drums (getting better?), great drum machine programmer.
Jared Nelson: Guitar, journalist, philosopher, noise freak, wrote an 800 page history of rock and roll while still in high-school for fun, afraid of "the man".
Other Dudes:
Mike Van Bebber: Holds 2 masters degrees in music (for real). He can tell every note played in a guitar chord with heavy distortion in 2 seconds (that's perfect pitch kids)...he lends his skills in trumpet, keys, harmony vox, production skills and general music know-how. This man will be mixing Jared Nelson's new record fairly soon.
Chris Borgia: The go-to guy for bass and all around dudeness. Chris has gotten us outta many a sticky situation. Also a founding member of Beer-Sandwich.
1/2 ass alumni:
Roman White: Lives in Iowa now, Guitar, keys, ex-janitor, able to created evil/violent music on any instrument, knows Chinese. Roman is a harsh critic of man.
Rigel Wise: Currently lives on a boat in Alaska or PDX or the 1/2 ass couch. Loves "Northern Exposure". Rigel is typically "easy going" yet kicked in our front door in an alcohol induced rage one night. Still he remains a core member of the secret inner circle.
Dash Pilcher: Drums, amazing harmonies and background vox, Jared writes songs about this man often. I heard he moved to Texas with an achin' in his heart....
Influences:Can, Death, Grails, Black Sabbath, Gorguts, Amon Duul II, John and Alice Coltrane, Beck (mellow-gold era), The Flaming Lips (ZAIREEKA!), Sonic Youth, Secret Chiefs 3, Karma to Burn, Neurosis, Aphrodite’s Child, Primus, Radiohead, Naked Ctiy, Sepultura, Queen, Grandaddy, Morricone, Mike Post’s theme from Law and Order, Neil Young, Bocephus, Martin Denny, Jane’s Addiction, Killarmy, J Mascis guitar solos, The Melvins, Boris, Nels Cline, Sun Ra, Bjork, Ornette Coleman, Elvin Jones, Slayer, Atheist, Frank Zappa, Ween, Morbid Angel, At the Gates, Origin, Today is the Day, Marcy Playground, Hate Eternal, Discordance Axis, Phantomsmasher, Sean, Abodox, The Sugar Skulls, Abmitious Carreer Woman, Sleepy Workers (RIP), Brad Dunn, The Suffering Fuckheads, Diminished Men, The Better to See you With, Swarming Hordes (RIP), Lesbian, Golgothan Sunrise, Lemons and Stallions, Gza, Rza, Kool Keith, Schooly D, Michael Jackson, Immortal, Bathory, Judas Iscatiot, Weakling, Velvet Cacoon, Sigh, Vlad Tapes, Emperor, Bal Sagoth, Enslaved, King Diamond, Nick Drake, Love, Jimi Hendrix, Buddy Guy, Miles Davis, Satchmo, Robert Johnson (evil), Funkadelic, Anal Cunt, The Black Heart Procession, Mission of Burma, Velvet Underground, Nile, Joules, Nina Simone, Spirit, Gentle Giant, Fela and Femi Kuti, Tuck Andress (ouch), Leo Kotke, Chet Atkins, Brian Eno (sometimes), Moondog, Flower Travellin’ Band, Soft Machine (Third), Jelly Roll Morton, Earth, Sun City Girls, ELP, Rick Wakeman, Green Milk From the Planet Orange, Arsis, The Beatles, Comets on Fire, Six Organs of Admittance, Miasma & the Carousel of Headless Horses, Brant Bjork and the Operators, Suffocation, I (Abbath), The Rock A Teens, Angelcorpse, Merrimack, Abruptum, Manowar, The Sword, Pink Floyd, Larry Coryell, Ash Ra Temple, Group 1850, Gulaab Ritt, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Epitaph, Phantasia, Mammatus, Kris Kristofferson, Willie sings Kristofferson....
Sounds Like: ON RECORDS YOU MIGHT HEAR:
Tube amps, fuzz pedals, room sounds, 4-part harmonies, delusions of grandeur, joe-meek compression, lots of panning, guitar solos, tape hiss, stereo acoustic guitars, friends talking in the background, collective improv, 4-Tracks, drum machines, cardboard boxes, tambourines, a salt shaker full of coffee beans, dudes who can’t sing, guitar-players pretending to play other instruments, the Casio SK-1, good ideas while drunk.
LIVE YOU MIGHT SEE AND HEAR:
Beer Sandwich: Jared, Dave, and Borgia keeping it so real it hurts. Amazingly sincere rock and roll that is neither ironic nor retro. No fucking Oasis style crap either. We are loud and all play solos. Jared has been waiting his whole life to be in this band.
Wah-Wah Exit Wound: Prog-Rock played by real dudes..... The myspace page of the 'Wound
R.I.G.E.L/Wolf-Horse: May rear it's ugly head at any time so watch your neck.
Remember, you can get almost any 1/2 ass release at a Beer-Sandwich gig. We have sweatshirts that slay big time too. Free Cobra Wolf merch until we run out (hopefully soon) because that band is done like hammer pants.
Record Label: 1/2 ass recordings
Type of Label: Indie