SPOILS

SPOILS began hammering away in early 2001 on the top floor of the infamous Diller Hotel in downtown Seattle much to the chagrin of the residents in said building. Whilst twiddling around in various non-music-venue-type showcases, the trio, which was then rounded out with a one Benjamin Hadley on Electric Bass, occupied themselves with various activities ranging from playing sweet sweet rock and roll to parenting, jailtime, alcoholism, satyriasis, and nude moon bathing. The Stranger, an anarcho-leftist-homo-art-paper, wrote flatteringly of the younglings enough to find themselves playing at the venerable Ballard Firehouse, and Belltown's Hipster Haven, the Crocodile Cafe, only to name a few of the venues that would carry them to the critical mass they have achieved as of this year 2007. Somewhere in the middle years, the MASTER MUSICIANS of BUKKAKE would recruit milky and don into the ranks and excel them to principle officers/chairs of their pagan-infused insani-jam-improv-envelope-licking-filled-with-ANTHRAX-band- of-insurgent-socalledmusic performances. It is in this highly pressurized cooker/distiller that they found a diamond. A Jim DIAMOND-VINCENT Davis. Although wielding the six-axe in MMoB as his kilohertz Cuisinart, for the SPOILS he is handed a new weapon. It is heretofore known as the Lead Bass. To be continued...