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Some of you know, most of you don't. One of my best friends and mentor, Margaret Davis, passed away today. She had been battling cancer for so long that it is almost a relief that it is over. That may seem crass, and as a statement about life, it is. However, All I would ever want, for anyone I care about, is their comfort. Near the end, it was obvious that the comfort was no longer there, and cancer is just a fucking ass kicker!I loved and continue to love her, I love how she taught me how to be an employee. I love remembering the fights we used to get into at work. I loved that we would go play a short nine at Greenlake and she would win. I loved moving her furniture. I loved how she would explain that Dale Ellis was sexy, which would perplex me, and that it would perplex her when I explained the nuiances (sp?) of Dale's Jump shot and the purity therein.I love the people I met for knowing her. I love Walter Davis, I love Commander Davis, and I am especially blessed for getting to know Margaret's sister Karen and my left fielder Gerald. People like them, like their sister Margaret, make the world a much better place because of their spirits and what genuily exists in their hearts.I hope this email finds everyone well and picks up spirits when when spirits are hard to be picked up.Life is only tough when you've lossed something that you don't want to live without. I love you Margaret. R.I.P!Sincerely, Jay Eliot Birkland I love giving friends things to talk about by being the Casey appointed "King of the Night Before", a title I will always own and cherish. I'm still really pissed that they cast Kevin Costner opposite Whitney Houston in the movie Bodyguard instead of Billy Dee Williams. Other than that, I'm a sipper and a macker. I'm a risk taker; I've been known to smoke in bed. The longest I've ever held a grudge is 7 days and counting. Comedy knows no boundaries. "Writers who quote other writers in their works can't write" -Jay Eliot Birkland.

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Cast Away is the best movie ever

  In Cast Away Tom Hanks plays a character who has to dress in drag because in 1996 NASA is in full on affirmitive action mode.  He and a desperate Bill Paxton take a rocket ship to the...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:55:00 GMT

philosophical loophole

Give a man a fish.  He'll eat for the day.  Teach a man to fish and he'll eat forever.  Unless that man doesn't have any arms.  In which case he is screwed and you better just give...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 15:47:00 GMT

From the pages of Urban Boar

That's right.  I've been published, and never mind how I got published.  I did have to do a couple of favors though.  This is the unedited second draft of what I originally titled 'Scoo...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 22:14:00 GMT

the Big Climb

To those with free time and are in shape, the Leukemia and Lymphoma society of Washington and Alaska is hosting a benefit climb (the Big Climb) on Sunday, March 18th, at the Columbia center, 701 5th A...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:52:00 GMT

I need a better job

So I show up an hour late for work last week and my stupid boss gives me that dumb look, one that suggests I've done something wrong. He's totally afraid to call me out on it so I just go about my bus...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:37:00 GMT

I'm gona be a father

It's true, I totally knocked up Kirsten Dunst.  If it's a girl were going to name her Aqua Fergie (after Kirstens two favorite recording artists) or Fergie Jersey (indicating the recording artist...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 18:40:00 GMT

Terell Owens

So it turns out that Terrell Owens, who spends his time catching a football, tried to kill himself with prescription pain killers on Monday. This is just another classic example of the elite...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:37:00 GMT

Last Wednesday

Last Wednesday my mom took me clothes shopping because she and my dad still owe me huge from last week, see journal entry Last Tuesday. So we arrive at Kambalas Big and Tall and Im in the changing...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Mar 2004 21:40:00 GMT

Last Tuesday

So I'm at home last Tuesday and the phone rings. I answer "Hello?" in a grumpy voice. It's my mother, and she's like "Make sure you make pee-pee in the bathroom before you pass ou... er... go to sle...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2003 21:02:00 GMT