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Cookie Monster

COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!!

About Me

I am a blue shag furry monster, and I love cookies. I love everything about them. I love how they look, how they taste, how they smell, how they fall apart in a mess of crumbs whenever I eat them, and most of all how they taste. Beyond cookies, I don't really have many interests, I do like hanging out with my Seasame Street pals, but only because of contractual obligations. If it was up to me, I would eat cookies all day long, and do nothing else. Unlike humans I don't have to worry about silly things like colesteral or obesity, so I pretty much could eat cookies all the time. Oh, I also enjoy endorsing the letters and numbers that make it possible for Sesame Street to exist.P.S.-I like people who are clever, so if you want a comment on your page, please come up with something more exciting than "Please comment me". I can't stand that. Also, my comment section is not a place for you spammers to try and get free gift certificates and ringtones. Don't even bother trying, you're going to hell anyways...

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My Interests

Keebler, Nabisco, Mrs. Fields, Bake sales, cookie eating contests, special cookies, letters, and numbers

I'd like to meet:

Being a monster in a society dominated by humans, it is very difficult for me to date with any degree of seriousness. I mean, sure, I've had my fare share of beautiful women, but they're only interested in me for the fame. Lets be honest, no girl is interested in settling down with a blue furry monster who has an obsesion bordering on insanity with a baked good. Its just not realistic. I do have the hots for that Miss Piggy, if I could only get her away from that damn frog...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cookie Monster
Birthday: I dunno
Birthplace: Probably some sweatshop
Current Location: A damn street
Eye Color: White
Hair Color: Blue
Height: 3'5" or so
Right Handed or Left Handed: Like I care
Your Heritage: Jim Henson
The Shoes You Wore Today: I don't wear shoes
Your Weakness: Chocolate chips and Oatmeal
Your Fears: A world wide shortage of baked goods
Your Perfect Pizza: That big cookie pizza at Old Chicago
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move in with the Keeble elves
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't have fingers, so regular typing is pretty much out of the question
Thoughts First Waking Up: Im hungry
Your Best Physical Feature: Big googly eyes that literally pop out of my head
Your Bedtime: Im an ageless blue monster, what do I honestly need with sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Lets not get into my memories, wether or not I actually have a conciousness is debatable
Pepsi or Coke: Cookies damnit!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Do they make cookies?
Single or Group Dates: Whatever gets me more play
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Im made of fabric, what use do I have with liquid? Do you have any idea how long it takes for me to dry off?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, particularly chocolate chips
Cappuccino or Coffee: No
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Please, im a star on a childrens television show
Do you Sing: Yes, and im good
Do you Shower Daily: Why would I? Im in more need of a vacum
Have you Been in Love: Can you love baked goods?
Do you want to go to College: I don't need to
Do you want to get Married: As long as she makes cookies
Do you belive in yourself: What is that supposed to mean?
Do you get Motion Sickness: I only move when someone sticks their hand up my ass, if that doesn't make you sick, I don't know what will
Do you think you are Attractive: Compared to who? Elmo?
Are you a Health Freak: All I eat are cookies
Do you get along with your Parents: I dunno
Do you like Thunderstorms: Im generally apathetic about them
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Sugar
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I doubt it
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I LOVE OREOS!!!! I EAT THEM ALL THE TIME
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fish? Bleh, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Well, pretty much everytime im seen
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ya, some jackass dropped me into a storage box on accident last week
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Well, Im pretty much always naked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stealing is bad
Ever been called a Tease: Thats absurd
Ever been Beaten up: I don't fight
Ever Shoplifted: Stealing is bad!
How do you want to Die: That morbid...Monsters don't die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Im more into eating than travel
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: White
Favourite Hair Color: Blue
Short or Long Hair: Don't care, just so long as its everywhere
Height: Monster hieght
Weight: It varies
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: Huh?
Number of CDs I own: Im more into eating things that are round
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: You wouldn't be able to see them if I had them
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't remember

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Music:

I like to sing the song 'C is for cookie'

Movies:

Christmas specials which star myself along with other notable muppets

Television:

Seasame Street

Books:

"Happy Birthday, Cookie Monster", "Cookie Monster's Kitchen", "Cookie Monster's Christmas", "Biggest Cookie in the World", "Cookie Monster and the Cookie Tree", "Cookie Monster's Good Time to Eat", "Cookie Monster's Blue Book", "Cookie Monster, Where are You?", "Cookie Monster!", "Cookie Monster's Activity Book", "Cookie Monster Mammoth Color", "Cookie Monster's Book of Cookie Shapes", "Cookie Monster and the Surprise Cookie"

Heroes:

Big Bird, Takeru Kobayashi, Oscar the Grouch, Grover

My Blog

Veggie Monster? What the trash?

I don't do this very often, these fuzzy 'hands' of mine are hardly ideal for typing, but the nonsense that is circulating about me on television today is absurd. Due to a movement towards decreased ch...
Posted by Cookie Monster on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST

A Monster Laugh

From: Summer Date: Nov 13, 2005 3:39 AM                            &n...
Posted by Cookie Monster on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 12:19:00 PST