MacGarnickle

Steeped In Negativity (and love). Negative Love!?! ______________________________________________________YOO HOO! FRIEND TO ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL (even the ugly ones,...AND...MAN). VELCOME...TO MY MYSPACE ON MYSPACE, FOR MYSPACE, AND (for) EVERYONE ELSE'S MYSPACE MYSPACES. I CAN'T SEE YOU, BUT I "FEEL" YOU, AND IT FEELS...OH-SO GOOD! I am NOT the MUFFIN MAN! OR DADDY!!! ************************************************"I BELIEVE THAT CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE...UNLESS WE STOP THEM TODAY!"--H.SIMPSON. "IF SOMEONE STRIKES YOU ON ONE CHEEK, TURN TO HIM THE OTHER CHEEK...AND THEN...RUN AWAY FAST!"--ME. DON'T BE HATIN' NO MORE! PLEASE LEAVE THAT TO ME. SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO HATE, EVER AGAIN (HEH HEH)! I CAN TAKE IT (THE HATE THAT IS)! YUP. WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? WE NEED 'HANDS ACROSS AMERICA 2'!!! SPREAD THE WORD! I WAS BORN TO BE MILD, MAYBE TOO MILD! I'M STILL LEARNING TO LOVE MYSELF AND OTHERS; IT'S MY LIFELONG ENDEAVOR. I'M NO MISANTHROPE (ANYMORE?)! NO SELF LOATHING OR PESSIMISM HERE! SMILE MORE OFTEN! I'VE ALWAYS HAD AN AVERSION TO POPULAR CULTURE AND POLITICS/POLITICIANS...AND CELEBRITIES. YUP. I'M A PEOPLE PERSON (SORTA). I HOPE *gulp*. I'M YANG IN YIN-YANG. I'M AN OX AND A PISCES. I'M A PARADOX (PARROT/DUCK/OX)! SOMETIME I'M KIND OF SHY, SOMETIME I'M NOT. I'M MORE A FIGHTER THAN A LOVER. SOMETIME I FEEL LIKE A NUT, SOMETIME I DON'T; BUY ALMOND JOY & MOUNDS! I LIKE LISTENING TO MUSIC; PROBABLY SHOULD/WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A BAND SINCE THE LATE EIGHTIES, BUT I CAME FROM THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE NM. MY BITE IS WORSE THAN MY BARK! I'M SUCH A SILLY GOOSE! I'M ALSO A TOTAL COMPUTER NEWB AND I LIKE TO USE LOTION! MY SPACE?-WHY NOT?!! QUIT LAUGHING AT ME! I'M JUST TRYING TO BE A HUMAN BEING!!! }!{EVERYONE IS WELCOME HERE}!{ *****REMEMBER: IF YOU DRINK YOU BETTER DRIVE=IF YOU DRIVE YOU BETTER DRINK*****GODDAMN ALL YOU KIDS (YOU'RE TOO YOUNG & SEXY)!!! I'M NOT OLD, I'M 84 YEARS YOUNG!!! WHERE'S MY VIAGRA?!!! AND MY WALKER!!! AND MY SHOTGUN!!!-------I will post a photo so you can see my severe Hypertrichosis, severe Oculocutaneous Albinism, my (functional) third eye, severe Cleft Palate, and my 2 cranial horns (above the eyes!) with a prominent sagittal crest. The 2 horns are very sharp! People STILL think that I look "good" AND "human". Yikes!!!-------NO eMpTV!!! NO WORPED TORE!!! NO OoZe MESS (oz fest)!!! NO!!!************************************************DON'T MAKE LOVE OR WAR...MAKE BREAD INSTEAD!!! LESS SEX AND WAR! BOO! MORE BREAD! YAY! LESS WAR+LESS SEX= HAPPIER PEOPLE AND A HAPPIER PLANET! MORE REAL ESTATE. AND A HAPPIER ME AND YOU!!! C'MON--WE CAN DO IT! BUT NOT, "DO IT"! EWWWWW. IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE ALL PEOPLE HAVE PLENTY OF FRESH HOT BREAD!!! HECK, NO MORE FAMINE. NOW THAT'S A WORLD WHERE I WOULD WANT TO LIVE (AND DIE) IN! WE COULD ALL EXCHANGE BREAD WITH ONE ANOTHER. WE WOULD ALL BE EQUAL AND FULL OF YEAST. THAT'S YEAST (SACCHAROMYCES CEREVISIAE). MMMMMM! GOOD EATIN' FOR EVERYONE! NOT A YEAST INFECTION (CANDIDIASIS)! EWWWWW! NO! NO!! NO!!! NO YEAST INFECTION--EAT ONLY AT YOUR OWN PERIL......YOU FREAK!!! YES!!! IN YEAST WE TRUST, INDEED!!! PEOPLE PREJUDICE WOULD BE REPLACED WITH BREAD PREJUDICE/BREAD ENVY. AND THE BREAD WOULDN'T EVEN MIND IT!!! DON'T BE PREJUDICED!!! ************************************************I think if WE ALL concentrated are resources and all played a couple of hours of NAKED TWISTER a day--we could heal the planet--can't you feel (smell) IT? The planet's crying/dying. She wants/needs healing! So what are you WAITING for? It wouldn't cost anybody anything, except for the Twister game. And it wouldn't do a darn thing to actually help the planet, but at least you could say that you played NAKED TWISTER, and you were very proud to let it all 'hang out'. Maybe you would even get good at (playing) the game and start organizing NAKED TWISTER TOURNAMENTS. So, start peeling off 'em drawers and knickers! Don't be shy! YOU know you've always wanted to play NAKED TWISTER, anyway! Oh, YOU! You know I'm only kiddin'...right? Yup! NO I'M NOT! WE SHOULD play NAKED TWISTER! I'll bring the game!!! What time should I pick you up?! ************************************************BEWARE!!! OR BE DEAD (I THINK)!!! SUFFER!!! I HEARD THAT MICHAEL JACKSON SONG "BAD", AND IT GOT MY JUICES FLOWING (FINALLY) AGAIN! I'M BAD! DON'T MESS WITH ME--YOU! I MEAN IT! LISTEN TO ME! A KID TRIED THAT STUFF AT ME ONCE AT CAMP MINEEKONAA IN KENTUCKY, AND I HIT HIM SO HARD...THAT HIS BRACES RIPPED THE WHOLE UPPER PART OF HIS LIP! HIS MOTHER HAD TO COME AND GET HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON! I KNOW. I'M SUCH A MONSTER--I SHOULD BE DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY! PEOPLE AT THE HAIR SALON (WHERE I HANG OUT) ALWAYS TELL ME THAT I'M TOUGH (AND SO BAD)! I HAVE A "PANIC" WHISTLE AND IT'S LOUD AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT! I ALSO SCREAM REALLY LOUD! 911 IS ON MY AUTODIAL! IF THE NEED ARISES, I'M ALSO ABLE TO "PLAY DEAD" AND LIE ABSOLUTELY MOTIONLESS FOR HOURS. I'M REALLY TOUGH--SO WATCH OUT--WATCH OUT FOR THE BIRD DROPPINGS WHEN YOU'RE AT A PARK AND SITTING UNDERNEATH A TREE! SOME STAINS CAN BE SO STUBBORN! OH DEAR LORD! I'M SO SAD WHEN YOUR CLOTHES GET STAINED. MY HEART CRIES OUT LOUD FOR YOU, AND YOUR STAINS!************************************************mihi sis bubulae frustrum assae, solana tuberosa in modo gallico fricta, ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum--it's LATIN. If you understand it, please email me. Cuz I love you TOO much. If you don't understand, use good ol' human resourcefulness and use a libary. No search engines. That would be the easy way out. Where's the fun in that? I love BIG brains! Good with garlic AND butter. NOW THAT'S GOOD EATING!!!************************************************"IT NEVER HURTS TO HELP"!*********************************************** Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke! NO! That's just not right or proper (and considerate). I'm sorry. Please forgive me. If they can't take a joke...give them a nice long warm HUG! And a big cheesy smile. Cuz they suck, anyway. Oh yeah, ignorance ain't no good--doont firgit us y'r BRIAN! It's fun for the whole family!!************************************************STIC KS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT NAMES WILL ALWAYS HURT ME. HELP ME GET OUTTA' HERE!!!! So, do you...like...stuff? ***I'm actually quite harmless. I don't bite or scratch or shed or talk behind your back or breathe or talk or look at you or sweat or STAB YOU IN THE BACK (they don't let us have knives or fun, at the rest home)! MY KNIVES--are made out of love! Love--for YOU! SILLY!*** And that's no bull! I KILL WITH KINDNESS, TENDERNESS, DIM-MAK, LUCK, CLICHES, AND GUNS--I PUNISH THE GUILTY (I WISH--I SHOULD ONLY PUNISH THE GUILTY). HOW DO YOU DO IT?! Monsters DO EXIST! Monsters ARE REAL! -----DON'T BE AFRAID OF MONSTERS.----- EVEN MONSTERS CAN DIE!