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NottsDom

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Minions of the Month
Minion Huitson, General Murphy and Minion Andrews have formed an elite team of troublemakers known as the Terrorist Trio... Minion Andrews wanted to call them The Perilous Pie Eaters, but that was scrapped in the initial stages of the marketing meetings. They are planning many raids on the notorious and much hated Nottingham within the next few months and have been awarded Minions of the Month in light of all the hard work and many meetings in our conference rooms(situated in The Royal Oak)that they have orchestrated for the good of The Order. We Salute you!


Hello and welcome . . . .
Now, just in case you have wandered in by mistake let me fill you in of what The Order for World Domination (starting with nottingham) is......
I am a modern day dictator with a desire to take over the world someday, but i'm also a realist and know that to get to where you want to be, you got to start off small... as i have an unexplainable and deep hatred of Nottingham *spit*, i have started my reign of terror there.
I infiltrate peoples homes with brainwashing tools called 'digi boxes', my surveillance equipment known as 'modems' and my audio bugs called 'telco'. Using these three tools i can spy on, listen too and brainwash an entire household..... and the best thing is......... they actually want these things installed in their homes!!
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm currently building my miniony army, you will be provided with all up to date S.A.S training, be given stardard issue 'tornado grey' uniforms (generals and office personal wear tornado grey and villianous green), you will also be issued with your own utility belt; these contain your standard issue flick knife, secret code book, map of the death tower complex, the order pledge (must be recited every nap time) and pencil sharpener. This must be worn at all times.
if you are interested in a position please email a photo along with short cover letter to:
[email protected] or visit our website at http://www.nottinghamdomination.moonfruit.com/
In return for fufilling Order duties all minions will recieve full dental and health care packages for life. All minions found not carrying out duties, using the fishpond as a toilet, mooning at new trainees or just generally getting on my nerves shall be poked at with very pointy pen lids and have to look after General Casson on one of his many 'Benders'. All first born children of such aforementioned minions shall become property of The Order until The Order states otherwise.
All new recruits will be automactically assigned to a General and when contacted by said General will be obliged to follow that aforementioned said General word for word until the end of time.

My Interests


Music:

A LITTLE ABOUT ME- My plan to take over the world (starting with Nottingham) is a little slow off the mark but in the mean time i enjoy trying to drink my way through the vast amount of alcohol slowly taking over our tiny planet, shaving kittens, torturing upside down beatles and 'Wham'.

MY VISION FOR THE FUTURE: Total world domination would be quite nice, where i'd control everyone with sheer mind power, i like to prove to my father that i too have goals in life.

You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could. Are You Destined For World Domination?

You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Movies:



Battle Plans
Obviously we aren't just any 2 bit operation, and thus we have a battle plan to infiltrate, befriend and overtake the Nottingham Fat Cats!
1. I will personally choose a certain number of minions to train and join one of the following: The Nottinghamshire Police (to gain intelligence and cover up The Orders crimes); The Nottingham City Council (Preferably to sleep with and take photos of councillers in compromising positions for blackmail purposes); Construction services (to hold up traffic and cause general havoc); Various Schools (Recruitment while they are young and stupid); and Public House Innkeepers (We will need somewhere for social functions)
2. Minions with qualifications in English will be assigned the task of 'Writing Letters to the Editor' of all major publications including The Nottingham Evening Post, Which PC?, Busty & Beautiful and Smash Hits.
3. Much research will be carried out in the field of Robin Hood, if we can use anything relating to the legend to make the people of Notts fall to their knees in admiration/fear.... all the better There will be more . . . . .

Television:

Contact The Nottingham Evening Post at:
Nottingham Evening Post Castle Wharf House Nottingham NG1 7EU

USEFUL LINKS

Nottingham City Site
Nottingham Police
Nottingham Definition
Nottingham University
Nottingham University
Some Weird Nottingham Shit

Books:

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Heroes:



My Blog

Secretary urgently needed

Secretary urgently needed for (semi as possible risk of death) Permanent position at The Order LTD. Will need to be organised, professional and good looking (we have a reputation to uphold) Must be ab...
Posted by NottsDom on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 04:12:00 PST

Minion of the Month - May 2007

Minion of the MonthMinion Roomussaur has gained the trust and infiltrated former boyband 'Busted' and managed to reunite them with him taking the place of the opinionated one with the silly goatee. He...
Posted by NottsDom on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:41:00 PST

Mobile phone thieves operate in the area

As you may have heard my mobile phone was stolen last weekend whilst attending the Minions for Justice AKA Justice for Minions pep rally in Zanzibar. I was very traumatised as you may well expect.&nbs...
Posted by NottsDom on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST

Be Obedient!

Your Superiors Co-Founder and God - Kenneth the 3rdA 26 year (slightly rugged) ex army football hooligan. Pro Beer, Anti womens rights and pensive. Co-Founder and Almighty Leader - MyselfA *mumble m...
Posted by NottsDom on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:42:00 PST

The Order Pledge

    The Pledge is to be recited before each nap time or prolonged period of sleep. I do solomly swear to follow and uphold the High Order for World Domination (starting with Nottingham) f...
Posted by NottsDom on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

Out of Office number 2

Hello my loyal Minions / Generals / Civillians / Homies / Passers by / Scum, I'm currently out of the office AGAIN in Manchester to train Richard Branson's monkeys how to suck eggs, they need me as I...
Posted by NottsDom on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:26:00 PST

Out of Office

I'm currently out of the office and in Manchester to train Richard Branson's monkeys how to suck eggs. A thankless job I am engaging into in order to expand our evergrowing miniony army and eventually...
Posted by NottsDom on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

Application Form

Please fill in the below application form and I will PERSONALLY see to it you are promoted immediatley................................................. ............maybe. 'Fluffy' 1. Your title [_] Mr....
Posted by NottsDom on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:44:00 PST

May Elections! Use your Vote WISELY

I suggest you all vote for young Green Party Candidate Benjamin Hoare (and not just because of the evil name) here are a list of his party's policies, i have added reasons why we should back him!Poli...
Posted by NottsDom on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

SECURING YOUR PLACE IN HELL

To all Michievious Minions Commit all 7 Deadly sins in one week and earn yourself a place in Hell.... Monday - LUST Pursue a particulary attractive member of the opposite sex, ogling them, groping, st...
Posted by NottsDom on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:02:00 PST