Professional Biscuit Thief

The idea for this project was quite simple. Its 2000 I couldn't get a band together, and the people who did want to play always seem to bash out the same three "kurt cobain" chords as the rest of sunny Medway. My friends (who i would normally jam with) were away educating themselves. And like a frosty leather glove slapping me in the chops, it dawned on me! That all i needed with a few simple programs on my computer. I had previously gone to college to study music so i knew how to play most instruments. It was then i decided to set out on my musical journey (Ha!! I do talk shit)........ The name came much later........... At the time i was opening up to a lot of different types of music,other than depressing rock,and became heaverly into Pills, thrills and alot of Trill and started to listen to Producers such as Massive Attack,Underworld, Orbital, Chemical Brothers. ( My earlier tracks were in the Funk/House Vein, due to the fact that i was attending a lot of House clubs, Ministry, Glasshouse, Pacha and the Boat Part Gravesend!! Long live the Crew!! Plus i was learning my craft) Many hours passed creating tracks in my dark flat whizzing off my tits......... The name came about when i was kindly employed by her majesty's delivery service (i was a post man) And starting at 5 in the morning the urge for black coffee (one sugar) and copious amounts of biscuits,was too strong. Being paid quite poorly,i could never stump up the cash to buy my packet off very own Maryland cookies. so i began thieving biscuits, quite professionally from my colleagues work benches. But then i was caught, a work mate who found it quite funny and called me the biscuit thief. I think you can work the rest out.............. Seven or Eight years later (depending on when your reading this) I am now at a point where i know what the hell I'm doing. Rather than just blindly trying to write or produce music. I have spent a lot of my life listening intently to music (even the shit stuff) just so how i know what to do or not what to do. Learning my craft, i suppose. Playing various instruments etc And here i am today always trying something new. i could never keep the same sound, I'd get bored too quickly. And even thou sometimes (although now, hardly ever) i sample,i stand by the fact that i don't re-hash old songs.I use a sample because i respect the artist or feel a certain verse or text is fitting for my state of mind. I like to think I have more passion for music than most, And resent fat cat bosses sitting in there media swivel chair, re-releasing a track with a different beat.VISIT
Professional Biscuit Thief

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