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Janis

If you don't want to know, don't ask...

About Me

I finally had a memory about this picture. phooey. I guess it IS me. And yes, Starla, the undies are too girlie, I didn't like them and tossed them that night after I got home, but they went with the top that I HAD been wearing and am not wearing in pic. I remember feeling way too underdressed (it was after a show) but couldn't be bothered to do anything about it. I wish I had pictures of the tattooes that Aesop drew on me all the time. I really liked the "Asian Power" down each arm ones.

My Interests

Everything is new. I'm on the beach. I KNOW this beach. There is trash, but it smells so familiar. I haven't been here for 25 years. And the sun looks like an enormous penny.

I'd like to meet:

I like surprises.

Music:

Django, Mahler #8, R. Strauss' Four Last Songs by Kiri, The View, John Shuttleworth, Dolly Parton, Joan Baez, The Knitters, Style Council, Ben Webster, Killing Joke, I, We, Druhk, Glucifer, Annonymous 4, Hickey, Jacula, Matt Costa, Matt Natheson, Simon and Garfunkel, Snow Patrol, Verdi, Yob, Entombed, Slayer, and HIM

Movies:

Topsey Turvey, Chushingura, Red Beard, Zodiac Killer, Serenity, Zoolander, Diva, Wonderfalls, Haexan, The City of Lost Children, Sundays and Cybelle, Blade Runner, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, La Strada, Blood Simple, Raising Arizona, Excalibur

Television:

Jeeves and Wooster, House, The Black Adder, The Mighty Boosh, Brideshead Revisited, Wonderfalls, Red Dwarf, Farscape, Wonderfalls, Aqua Team Hunger, Star Trek (anything except DS9), Arrested Development, Mary Tyler Moore Show, Burns and Allen, Get Smart, The Smothers Brothers, Spike Jones, The Judy Garland Show, Wonderfalls

Books:

Good Bye To All That, The Astronomer on Mars, The Book of General Ignorance, Gilgamesh, Horrible Histories, Vegetarian by Linda Fraser mmm (so not vegan), The Song of the Dodo.

Heroes:

Brian Appleton, Wikipedia, Spiderman, The Mongols...all of them, or at least the ones who made jerky in their armpits has they galloped across the grassy plains, the cowboys who made jerky under their saddles using horse sweat as flavor, the black man who invented the first gas mask to save the men in the mines, Shel Silverstein, not the children's book writer, not the country song writer, but the silly-naughty songe writer Shel Silverstein, the person who invented dark chocolate and instant airbrush pretty make up, the person who gives me the move, "Aristocraps."

My Blog

Morozko (Jack Frost), an old friend from my past

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygnS5njZRak&feature=relatedI just found a trailer for a movie that i think about all the time. It’s a kid’s movie that I saw...as a kid and don’t remem...
Posted by Janis on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:05:00 PST

Hiya!

By the way, sorry I haven't been MySpacing for a while. I got a BlackBerry and I happen to be a Solitare junkie. I recently lost my BlackBerry in a hilarious two hour drunken taxi ride to try to get a...
Posted by Janis on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:16:00 PST

Balls on the Hoe

Tour story:We were in Plymouth, England. The Mayflower sailed from Mayflower harbour there which is why they named the first place, Plymouth. Anyway, there's a flat, grassy land mass at the top of a c...
Posted by Janis on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:01:00 PST

I was hacked!!!!

Hey, did y'all notice that someone hacked my my myspace page and put up some picture of two some young guys making out and deleted my best ex-future-hubby off my top ten sexiest? Thanks those who noti...
Posted by Janis on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST

cOWBOY eD wOKE uP bORED...

dON'T bE bORED cOWBY eD!!! dREAMS aRE fOR tHOSE wHO sLEEP, tHE mAGIC iS iN tHE eYE oF tHE bEHOLDER. hOW aBOUT cHECKING oUT "tWO cHINESE gUYS" STUFFS oN yOU tUBE aND tHEN, dO sOMETHING fOR cRYING hERE,...
Posted by Janis on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

How to make friends with the natives...

Well, Budapest was a blast. I took most of my pictures from inside the moving van, but they came out okay. You don't get to see them. Not sure how to put them here. Melliemel figured out that not only...
Posted by Janis on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST

Spam, I mean, Bacon Blog...

Okay, this IS frighteningly accurate and FUN!!!What weird misc. thing are you?Dancing BaconI love you and you make me hungry.  Get in my skillet, M'kay?Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you ...
Posted by Janis on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST

Overstimulated in Japan

I'm in Sydney. I have to say the eats in Japan were fantastic! First of all, all the food in the AM/PM is amazing. You can get all sorts of nigiri rice balls and inari and futo maki that are great. Th...
Posted by Janis on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:23:00 PST

Momism

Here are a few choice words of wisdom that I wrote down from lunch with mom (my mom) yesterday (Please don't tell her I told you. She HATES that I write this stuff down.):Jan: (parking the car)Mom: Lo...
Posted by Janis on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:09:00 PST

Haven't I ever heard of room service?

This is my PI Day post:"Kevin, the math guy, says everyone has to celebrate PI Day which is today, March 14th at 1:59 am or pm. Eat PI or just think about Euclid of Alexandria or ponder that there is ...
Posted by Janis on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:00:00 PST