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Hazbi FMH Lasagna

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About Me


@ popstar who sent me a message, I hope you're reading this cuz I can't reply back and cant add you either since your profile is set to private and has that last name setting. So for your information I got it in Geneva.
* MY FAVORITE SONGS THIS MONTH (MAY) *
1. RUN DMC – Like That (Laidback Luke remix)
2. SWEATX – Pop The Coochie
3. FELIX DA HOUSECAT – ISeem2B The1
4. SOKO – I Think I'm pregnant
5. FUNKAGENDA – What The Fuck (Original Dub)
* MY FAVORITE YOUTUBE THIS MONTH (MAY) *
Thanks to Annelies and Sunchild, I finally got this song :D
* MY HEROES *
Charles Pasqua is a king
She needs to be loved
Derrick is fierce
* MY FAVORITE QUOTES *
- « Tu es pire que de la torture » Flowaa
- « Socially retarded – Just so that I wouldn’t forget. I love that saying from now!!! » Reedu
- « I shall not be seen » Gabistabi
- « It’s not about how many friends I have. It’s about how many of you I wanna socialize with » ME!!!
Maren : I love the gay smiley
Hazbi : Go suck urself
Maren : I'm not flexible enough
Hazbi : HAHA gee
Maren : I wish I was, dont u?
Hazbi : Everyone wishes that
Maren : hahah I knew it
Hazbi : I wanna suck my dick dude, I wanna suck it
Maren : I wanna lick my pussy
Hazbi : omg ewwwwww
Maren : Let's go to yoga classes together
Hazbi : HAHAHAHHAHAHA OMFG HAHAHAHHAHHA
* MY FAVORITE SINGERS *
* HIGHLIGHTS OF LAST MONTH (APRIL) *
As far as I can remember the best moments I've had are
1) Dude I fuckin lost it, was all drunk and didnt feel anything but I fuckin lost it! It's creepy, I still feel like it's here with me!
2) Mad Club and actually the whole mental w-e with Annie was a pure moment hahaha we nearly got kicked out of a club cuz we've been thought to snore coke and we didnt! Plus some girls were sniffing coke at the bar and they didnt say anything. We just were in the toilets together drying her pants...
3) I can't remember
* MY FAVORITE PICTURE THIS MONTH (MAY) *

My Interests

Money, dollars, euros, pounds, swiss francs. I love money. I love money makers. I love people who give me money. Money's not happiness. I love happiness. Omg I sound so emo. I love emos. Fuck me and then I'll cook you a lasagna.

I'd like to meet:

Money makers. Tektonik dancers. Vodka distillers. Simone elle est bonne. BENNY BENASSIWHO'S YOUR DADDY?

Music:

BRITNEY & LORIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, P!nk, Simone elle est bonne, Robyn, Electrocute, Princess Superstar, Uffie, Benny Benassi, SebastiAn, Lily Allen, Lady Sovereign, Buraka Som Sistema, Audioporno, Michael Franti, the Bloody Beetroots, Zweitfrau, Amy Winehouse, Boys Noize, Radioclit, Dhany, Kylie Minogue, Sugababes, Neophyte, Justice, Aaron Lacrate, Marylin Manson, M.I.A., Madonna, SebastiAn, Lil'Kim, Bodyrox, Peaches, The Prodigy, Melissa Auf der Maur, Fergie, Evanescence, Télépopmusik, Nouvelle Vague, Sweat X

Movies:

Soccer Camp (hahahahahhahha)

Television:

The Bold And The Beautiful (how fuckin lame is this hahaha). I love Ridge. I love Brooke. I love Thorne. I love Sally. I love Stephany. I love Eric. I love Amber. I love Bridget. I love Massimo. I love Taylor. I love Deacon. I love Thomas.

Books:

Hell (I love it cuz every-fuckin-one dies in it hahahahhaha). I want you to die.

Heroes:

UFFIE OF COURSE!

My Blog

May Top 5

1. RUN DMC  Like That (Laidback Luke remix) 2. SWEATX  Pop The Coochie 3. FELIX DA HOUSECAT  ISeem2B The1 4. SOKO  I Think I'm pregnant 5. FUNKAGENDA  What The Fuck (Original Dub)...
Posted by Hazbi FMH Lasagna on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:12:00 PST

April Top 5

1. MELISSA AUF DER MAUR  Would if I could 2. HERVE  Rocky Raver 3. CHEMICAL BROTHERS  The Salmondance (Crookers Remix) 4. AMY WINEHOUSE  Live @ Grammy’s 5. BURAKA SOM SISTEMA  Sound ...
Posted by Hazbi FMH Lasagna on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:37:00 PST

March TOP 5 songs

So I decided every month, I’ll post my top 5 favorites, whether u care or not... personal pleasure hahah wank? TOP 5 : 1. Kylie Minogue - In My Arms 2. Uffie - Hot Chick 3. Boys Noize - Mix Feis...
Posted by Hazbi FMH Lasagna on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:08:00 PST

PARTY JOIN

YOUHOU March 22nd - Princess Superstar & Radioclit in Geneva March 23rd - Uffie in Bulle
Posted by Hazbi FMH Lasagna on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:26:00 PST

New Year’s eve

January 29th - Princess Superstar January 30th - Begging for money at the train station January 31th - Zurich.   It's gonna be fierce and I cant wait :D what ur plans folks?...
Posted by Hazbi FMH Lasagna on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:30:00 PST

HAHAHAHHA I'm bein sold LOL

hahahhaah omfg guys buy me on ebay hahahahah   http://cgi.ebay.nl/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300136 274196...
Posted by Hazbi FMH Lasagna on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:47:00 PST