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Robert Kearns

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About Me

I started playing drums when I was in 9th grade. I played in numerous configurations of the same garage band in my high school years. Rich Kelly & David Dickerson were the constants in those lineups and THEY are ultimately my biggest musical influences. We thought we invented swearing in music until we heard groups like Fear & the Dead Kennedys. We did everything in our power to piss off the neighbors, family and even each other when we played. We did songs about teachers we couldn't stand and ex-girlfriends. We laughed until we just about puked. Music will never be as much fun to me as it was in those years! Thank you David & Rich!I grew up idolizing drummers like Peter Criss, Neil Peart & Carl Palmer. My guitar influences include Ace Frehley, Eddie Van Halen, Alex Lifeson, Steve Howe, Gary Moore & Yngwie Malmsteen, but I can't play anything like any of them!I have a small home studio and record whenever I get a chance. I'm putting together a CD, "Behind the Rhino", which should be available when I get off my ass at some point & finish it.My wife, Jennifer, & I were married in 1988 and have a son named Christopher, who loves to make us laugh. Jennifer is a very talented photographer. She specializes in photographing musicians. Her work can be seen at her website: www.jenniferkearnsphotography.com or in Portsmouth Magazine, Face Magazine, The Portland Phoenix, IT Magazine or various band promo items...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5..robertkearns/JK%20Ad%20box.JPG"Click the MyxerTones buttons for FREE ringtone downloads! If the link does not work, go to http://www.myxertones.com/artist/1627826/See more from Robert Kearns See more from Robert Kearns See more from Robert Kearns See more from Robert Kearns See more from Robert Kearns See more from Robert Kearns See more from Robert Kearns See more from Robert KearnsFlash Fire

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Member Since: 11/7/2005
Band Website: freewebs.com/robertkearns/
Band Members: Robert Kearns: Drums, Electric & Acoustic Guitars, Bass, Keyboards & Vocals.
Influences: KISS, Van Halen, Homer Simpson, Rush, Billy Joel, Weird Al, Gary Moore, The Mavericks, B.B. King, ABBA, Ted Nugent, The Blues Brothers, Yngwie Malmsteen, The Kinks, Goofus & Gallant, Iron Maiden, Heart, The Moody Blues, Rita Coolidge, Spinal Tap, James Brown, The Jam, ELP, Aztec Two-Step, Metallica, King Crimson, ASIA, Prince, The Oak Ridge Boys, Black Sabbath, Chuck Mangione, AKUS, Tchaikovsky, Crash Test Dummies, Yes, New England, Elvis, Mr. Methane, Fear, Alabama, Peter Frampton, Dale Gribble, Boston, Tracy Chapman, Les Paul, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The Donnas, Isao Tomita, The Beatles, Hayseed Dixie, Milton Waddams, The Silver Platters, Vic Romano, Kenny Blankenship, Guy La Douche, Captain Tenneal & of course... Ponch & Jon.
Sounds Like: No idea. I'm not trying to sound like anyone.
Record Label: Endangered Feces
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Got FREE Ringtones?

I’ve started making some FREE ringtones for my songs. They can be downloaded at www.myxertones.com You can either click on the buttons on my profile to go to the download site or search "ke...
Posted by Robert Kearns on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

"Behind the Rhino" mug now available!

A coffee mug with the "Behind the Rhino" CD album art is available at http://www.zazzle.com/RocketK/product/168066416106600088 Now, I may be biased, but I think it would make a great gift....
Posted by Robert Kearns on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:03:00 PST

Stories behind some of the songs.

Disclaimer: These songs are written with sarcasm and an attempt at humor: Disgust, regret, indigestion and gas with oily discharge may occur. (At least that's what I experience.) Hillbilly Love:&...
Posted by Robert Kearns on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:31:00 PST

Gear

I've had some questions about some of the gear I use, so here's a list of most of it: Recording Fostex VF160 digital 16-track recorder Tascam Porta02MKII analog 4-track recorder M-Audio Studiophi...
Posted by Robert Kearns on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:42:00 PST

Guidelines for posting comments here...

There are a few things that will get a comment denied: If you want to promote yourself, that's fine. Just don't post a HUGE ad banner that throws my page out of whack. Keep it within the normal size c...
Posted by Robert Kearns on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:16:00 PST