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Ian

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About Me

I'm from the U.K. Male. Happily married. Fifty three years old... although I can't quite believe it's not a trick. Experientially I feel somewhere around seventeen to thirty-five most of the time... except on those peculiar day's... when it's as if I could remember... when the primordial soup was still just an idea for a recipe!

I love music although, I'm a big rock fan and I know some of you will regard that as a massive contradiction. I'm very fond of humour in general and can even pull it out of the bag myself sometimes!

I'm open-minded, friendly, artistic, musical, philosophical, empathic and all kindsa stuff. Love talking to people. Flirting with women (who want to) and being real (as far as that's possible for any of us.) Essentially honest. Can be quiet and retiring... and also an irrepressible show off.

Obviously this has just scratched the surface of the iceburgs tip but I wasn't commissioned to write an autobiography... and you don't wanna read one!


Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
I Innocent
A Astonishing
N Nice
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You Are From the Moon
You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon. You're in touch with your emotions and intuition. You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory. Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone). A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many. What Planet Are You From?


Your Passion is Brown
You are both a sensitive and sensual lover. Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover. Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood. For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't seperate it from love.
YELLOW
You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding. Find out your color at Quiz Me!
Your an ice dragon! Congrats! Out of all the
dragons, you are most powerful but do not like
to show it. A rare and special creture, you
have artistic style and are great at expressing
yourself. You think friends and Familly are the
most important, and are a hopeless romantic.
But of course, as ice goes, you can be a little
cold or harsh at times. But not to worry, you
always apoligize later!
What elemental dragon are you?
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connect to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul
you are a wiccan, which means that you worship the
earth and everything on it. You believe that
magic is not black nor white, its what you make
it. Good luck with your work and blessed be!
what sort of Witch are you? ( with PICS )
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My Interests

Oh yes! I've got those alright. I'll dip into the bag and spread a handful of examples out. Here we go: Rock Music (play/listen)Like to play guitar, drums, vocals and blues harp, Art work (Mostly doing. Actual and virtual materials),Writing (Poems/letters/stories/humour),Religeons,Spirtuality,Occult, Philosophy, Truth in general (relative though it may be),Sex, Tatoos, Massage,Martial arts,Meditation, Comedy, Woodwork, Woodcarving, Countryside, Friends, Long Walks,Reading, Computers, Talking, Psychology, Cartoons, Travel, Home Comforts, Diy, People, Life - the universe and everything... and a whole lot more besides!

I'd like to meet:

An extremely wealthy and appreciative patron/patroness... Honestly! (Well it would be handy) Other than that... Hmmmmm, lets see. Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Stephen Wright, Paul Whitehouse, Billy Connelly and Pamela Stephenson, Robert Plant, Ronnie Wood, Lily Tomlinson, Ruby Wax, Steve Martin, Jo Brand, Terry Pratchett, Lucy Liu, The Dalhai Llama, Emo Philips, Will Smith, Richard Prior and... so many, many more who's names I'll remember when I'm doing something else... and quite a few who's names I won't remember.

(Lots of great dead people... but there's really no hurry there)...

Also a good dentist, doctor, solicitor, plumber etc... and ... just about any one Good hearted, open-minded, intelligent, individual, outspoken, kewl, creative, humorous, imaginative, sensitive, sensual, sexy and fun... in any (or even all) combinations!
Look forward to meeting you...

Music:

I like a lot of different types of music when I'm in the mood but my first love is Rock music. Too many bands to count 'em all but here's a few... Beatles, Stones, Led Zeppelin (especially), Sabbath, Ozzy, Metallica, ZZ Top, Black Crowes, Kid Rock, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Jimi Hendrix, Dave Lee Roth, Van Halen, Georgia Satellites, Skid Row, Stevie-Ray Vaughn, Quireboys, Cinderella, Faith No More, Whitesnake, Guns n' Roses, Steve Vai, Frank Zappa, Bonnie Rait... The list is inexhaustable... I'm not!...
...and now for something completely different!


Twilight...You are that type of person that seem to always have a magical feel to them. The one that finds themself at peace when the lights are not totally off and it's not all the way dark. You are a Hopeless romantic at times... Also you most likely have a feel for the paranormal or some supernatural thing. You are known as a dreamer and day dreamer and most likely find yourself in trouble a lot because of it. But you don't care because you'll just go meditate on it and everything in the world will once more be at peace...
Your Quote is...Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent
souls in fancy meet. -Sir Thomas More



What time of day are you? (with Beautiful Pics!)
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Movies:

Like movies but I've gotten out of the habit of watching them. I'll dig around a bit and see what comes up. The Green Mile, Little Shop of Horrors, Beavis and Butthead do America, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Dune, Up in Smoke, The Seven Samurai, Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon. Lock/Stock and two smoking barrels, The Full Monty, Babylon 5 The Movie and a whole bunch of others.

Television:

Got rid of it a couple of years ago but there's plenty I like. Just for Laughs, Lexx, Mutant X, Zena, Buffy, The Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Malcom in the Middle, Roseanne, The Enterprize, Antiques Road Show, Panorama, The South Bank Show, Startrek, Smack The Pony, Get Up - Stand Up, French & Saunders, BBC Wildlife, Absolutely Fabulous, Futurama, Angel, Darkangel, Dr. Who, The Kids in the Hall, Later with Jules Holland, The Sky at Night, News Radio, Michael Palin - Around the World, Out There... and so on.

Books:

So many they've homogeonised into one huge story about everyone from everywhere and every time doing everything... So I'll list some of the genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Sword & Sorcery, Humour, Orient, Erotica, Self Awareness/Improvement, Occult, Psychology, Cosmology, Philosophy, Religeon, Meditation, Yoga, Mushindo Kenpo, Taiji etc.


Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?
You Are 100% Psychic
You are so very psychic.But you already predicted that, didn't you?You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.You're very tapped into the world around you...Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

Heroes:

Every brave, beautiful, awesome and noble person there ever was or will be... and here's a few that spring to mind. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Bill Hicks, Ken Kesey, Frank Zappa, Ian Dury, My Mum and Dad... and that's just some of the dead ones.


Artwork by:
Ian Woolcomb.
Copyright © I.W. Woolcomb 2003
Artwork by:
Ian Woolcomb.
Copyright © I.W. Woolcomb 2003


Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?

My Blog

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Posted by Ian on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:49:00 PST

TAGGED....

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Posted by Ian on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:12:00 PST

Blog what?

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Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blog a Jog

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Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Here today... Gone today

Here today... Gone today! Well... I'm sorry to have to break the news to you like this... but the long awaited super duper exposé this ...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Free for free?

GuaranteesBeing a man who knows way too much of the cheaper, the shabbier and oftimes tattier, make do world of the less well heeled& (or dirt poor) I can honestly say& I like a bargain. I do. I r...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome to another chronic blog

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Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Abandoned!!! Paper sunk!!! Extra!!!!! Extra

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Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blagging bloggers blinding binary bullshit beggars belief

The Blog Chronicles No 8 Yes this week in your new bolder & slightly older, exciting & shocking, a - reeling & also a  rocking& zangy & tangy, romantacising & tantalising,.. all spitting & al...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blog and tackle!

Blog and Tackle(No.7 in the Blog Chronicles)No dont worry!& I havent decided to do a devoted and rambling monologue extolling the dubious dangly wonders and venal virtues of my licenscious lunchbox....
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST