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Auds♥

my man's well hotter than you or yours :o)

About Me


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"come the morning light, it's a see through show
what you may have heard and what you think you know"erm.......
♥ I'm Audrey aka Auds♥, aka mum ♥ I'm 36 ♥ I have lots of kids and a big hairy man :o) ♥ I sing a lot at the top of my lungs. Im sure my neighbours love me for it :o) ♥ I'm nearly a social worker, I'll be qualified by this summer. Then things are going to change ♥ I need affection and cuddles regularly ♥ I admire loyalty ♥ I expect honesty ♥ I respect openess ♥ I love big cuddly bellies, especially hairy ones. But only on a man :o)
some things I hate are......
♠ wankers who want to talk about their genitals. Im so not interested, nor do I want to see a picture. Go and harass someone who's desperate ♠ idiots that add you and immediately give you their phone number. Get a life. If I ever want your number I'll ask for it ♠ orange faces ♠ neds ♠ techno music and everything even remotely Ibiza related ♠ the smell of cat piss ♠ boybands ♠ drugs ♠ sea food, eggs, brussell sprouts and cabbage, fatty meat and pork scratchings. Oh, and chicken wings. All of these make me puke
I know I've been saying it for ages, but someday I'll have all new music on this page, written by myself and my brother. Just need to get round to recording it. My studies have kinda taken priority this past year. But I'm almost there....theres light at the end of the tunnel......oh and btw, Im considering putting another couple of cover versions on here in the meantime, just for a wee change!
"drained and blue I bleed for you
you think its funny, well you're drowning in it too"
"pictures in a box at home
yellowing and green with mould
so I can barely see your face
wonder how that colour tastes "

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/24/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/akcostello
Band Members: audrey costello

Iain Moore
Influences: Wouldn't describe these as my influences, maybe my inspiration.Madonna - No Doubt - Alice in Chains - Jerry Cantrell - Annie Lennox - Blondie - Kylie Minogue - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Foo Fighters - Status Quo - The Darkness - Fleetwood Mac - The Beatles - John Lennon - The Corrs - Thin Lizzy - Pretenders - Shamen -Texas - Gwen Stefani - The Kinks - The Police - Suzanne Vega - Eva Cassidy - The Rolling Stones - Joan Jett - Sex Pistols - X-Ray Spex - Big Country - Electric Six- Attica Rage....

Record Label: none
Type of Label: None

My Blog

endometriosis

Endometriosis I've known for the past year that I have it. I found out when I had an op to remove a suspected hernia, which turned out to be a scar endometrioma. Further adhesions were found on my ova...
Posted by Auds♥ on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:14:00 PST

photo fun :o)

Photobucket Survey 1) Answer the questions below.2) Take each key question word and type it into Photobucket's search function.3) Take any picture from the first page of results and post.(cl...
Posted by Auds♥ on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:31:00 PST

more top tips :o)

..> DEVOUT Catholics. If the Lord has not yet made Himself visible, perhaps you are looking in the wrong place. Try paying more attention to the flaking paint on your walls, the rust on your frying ...
Posted by Auds♥ on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:00:00 PST

viz letters

..> Me, I like to call a spade a spade. I'm not particularly outspoken, I just think it's confusing to use any other term for it. Hector Martingale ..>   ..> Heat magazine boasted of a 'Zi...
Posted by Auds♥ on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:09:00 PST

6 Glasgow poems

I have no idea who wrote these, I just came accross them. I reckon only the Glaswegians will be able to understand them... THE GOOD THIEF   heh jimmy yawright ih stull wayiz urryi ih   heh ...
Posted by Auds♥ on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:33:00 PST

glesga glow

Glasgow's reputation has had a battering over the past by certain sides and quarters. Some people who feel privileged, to have visited its varied borders, see the Glaswegians as tough gritty people wh...
Posted by Auds♥ on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:17:00 PST

letterbocks (viz)

..> A woman whose daughter was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News that "God would make her better." presumably, that's a different God from the one that almost killed her with a tornado. M...
Posted by Auds♥ on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:58:00 PST

more viz top tips

..> PREGNANT weatherwomen. When presenting the report, stand front on to the camera so as anybody living west of Stoke on Trent can see what the weather will be like in their area. Heppy, West York...
Posted by Auds♥ on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:41:00 PST

more top tips

..> PARENTS. Half a cocktail stick with a blob of nail varnish on the end makes an ideal "safety match" that your children can play with without the risk of setting fire to anything. Spud, Luton..>...
Posted by Auds♥ on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:56:00 PST

letters :o)

Taken from Viz Letterbocks   ..> It's about time the government banned smoking on the pavement outside pubs. I'm sick of going for a walk along the pavement outside pubs and coming home with m...
Posted by Auds♥ on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:36:00 PST