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About Me

Hello I am Rab Skinner. I have a dug called Biff and we live in Possil with ma burd Rosie. I have 2 boys wan is 14 and the other is 16. They live in Glesga annaw. I got oot of Jail 3 months ago after dain a 4 year stretch. I like lots of stuff including drinking and smokin doobs. I love ma wee dug and take him eveywere I go. Biff even comes tae the pub wae me. My favrit drink is Bucky and I really like it. Ma burd Rosie is really good and disnae gee me any grief, even when the polis kicked the door doon last week. I like keepin fit and walk aboot the streets a lot wae ma dug. Walkin aboot at night is a good way to meet people. I dont work the noo but ma big mate Steely says he can get me a wee cash in hand number dain a bit of drivin fur him. Things that dae ma nut in ur the polis, the brew and lawyers. Got a nocked aff computer aff Steely and Rosie thout I should get oan myspace and make some new pals. I like listening to the sex pistols and the clash loud as fuck before I go oot wae the dug cos it geez me a charge. I support the Gers annaw and I like fishin wae a 6 pack of tinnies. People think im stupit but why should I change what I look like becose there are Nazis who look like me.

My Interests

Ma dug, ma missus, ma doob, ma bucky, The pistols, fireworks, the fitbi, goin doon tae Victor Morris fur a look aboot and makin new mates

I'd like to meet:

Jonny Rotten and Tony blair- (ah want tay stawn oan his heed) Bob marly and sid vicious but a canny cos they are deed

Music:

The sex pistols, the clash, bob marly, dolly parton, punk and SKA

Movies:

scarface, clockwork orange, the godfather, Chopper, wizard o OZ (way dark side o the moon playin in the backgrun) watership doon, coz its funny as fuck.

Television:

I like most stuff but the bill is really good. also that 10 years yunger prtogramme coz theres hunnerz o scalpel action n mad dentist shit happnin.

Books:

Dont read much noo since I got oot ae Jail, but i like the broons n oor wullie, herman hesse, amd any books on enoch powell.

Heroes:

Al Pacino and Sid Vicious, guy fox , and fernando ricksen, coz he's goat a trampoline oot hiz back that he pumped jordan oan!, and he likes fireworks anaw.

My Blog

the winnur is donna

gerrit up yeeez!
Posted by Rab on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:50:00 PST

The fight is oan! donna and lindsey

awrite ya buncha myspazz bawbaggz...two ae ma number wan fans donna and lindsay fae paisley huv been fightin each uthur fur a peece ae yer auld da robertos luv pump. Whit wan dae yees hink ah shood po...
Posted by Rab on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

ye kin awe sook ma boaby!

YA BUNCHA BAW BAGS!aye well........am bored oot ma tits.luvrobert
Posted by Rab on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:49:00 PST

RONALDO....

...YAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Rab on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:40:00 PST

moovin hoose

there is too many kunts aifter me noo that sadly a will huvtae moove hoose.a know its bad news myspazzers but the cooncil huv geed yer auld da wan too many ASBOs this time.ma door hus bin booted in to...
Posted by Rab on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:01:00 PST

big buvva

awrite myspazzers am sittin in the hoos the noo wae biff and rosie ma daft burd.she is wochin that big buvva pish and its dain ma nut rite in. these wankurs canny be fur reel man they make ma blood bo...
Posted by Rab on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 03:17:00 PST

tomata sos

AWRITE TROOPS!! big Rab here,..........bizzy day or wit? goat up this morning , missed the pan when ah pissed, kikt aff the krusty's (calvin's)....................hud ma champions brekfast to g...
Posted by Rab on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:17:00 PST

oan ma tod gettin philosofical

heer, aw yooz myspace weirdoz...ive been sitting here oan ma tod, an only wan bawheed sent iz a message, ah canny beleive it was frank bruno, but he says it wiz really him.....i fink he musta been tak...
Posted by Rab on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:28:00 PST

ma fotys and crimbo

arite check oot ma fotys these are the only wans a kin find the noo there is 2 wae ma motor in them the wans wae ewan and malky. all put mair up but all need tae git robert ta...
Posted by Rab on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 07:15:00 PST