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darren

No one owns me. Not Jesus, not that Asian guy, no one.

About Me

I have the attention span of a gnat.....thats all. Ive seen Fight Club, I eat Vegetarian, and I prefer to dress casually....now thats all I would like to have more children. Actually, lots of children - not just 3-4, but dozens. All marching in neat little rows, banner held high, starched uniforms mit lederhosen, reihe fest geschlossen, bis trommel. Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom-boom, left, left, left right left.

My Interests

eames , stilettos , doing the dishes, llamas , white , Berlin , metal , shiny things , chairs , minimalism , coffee , furry russian hats, people watching and stalking. Staying home, going to bed early. Waking up bright and early the next day, and laughing maniacially at all the drunk and hungover ppl slumped in my front yard.Caffeine, nicotine, viagra, cialis .. basically anything that can be ordered online should be OK (and safe and good for you as well). Not interested in the rest.Inventing. I am dabbling in teleporting with some success. I think it has a lot to do with drinking lots of alcohol. Sometimes after drinking I find myself at home and don't remember walking there. I shall be doing a lot more research on this.

I'd like to meet:

I look forward to meeting beautiful girl from soviet Russia, who look yes for kind man to take her from bad country. She create for me warm house with much love, and I treat her as precious jewel. Together we have many children, laugh, sing, and consume Vodka around open fireplace. Make love on bear rug that was shot by grandfather.Failing that anyone that will slap a cheese and spinach pizza on my arse and call me Petunia. Or psychos and borderline alco's who loves a man in uniform or anyone with a bucket full of issues, needing a comfy chair, and an open understanding ear to listen to them.Must like animals.

Music:

australian bands like gerling, cat empire , little birdy. go find them and listen!the clash, ratm, dandy warhols, nick cave, the strokes blah..blah..blah Anything with lyrics, anything deeply depressing or sarcastic.

Movies:

Alien, Willy Wonka, Cabaret is an all time fav....fyck that sounds so gay.

Books:

yup.

My Blog

just one word.

ipod
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more on inner city living

Why move into the inner city to be close to the vibe, the action, the clubs, the bands, a place that you know is going to be busy and noisey. Then complain to the authorities that the clubs and the ba...
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dogs in the city

I live in the inner city , so most places around me are either businesses or apartments. People in these places have dogs. As it is inner city no one has a yard for animals to frolic and play and dog...
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

flashback

cheap sake drunken nights are the best but give the worse hangovers! tokyo is gunna miss drunken darren!
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmmmm

Ok.....I like Americans, well not all, but most. I'm definately not a racist cause I dilsike every nationality equally. But what the fuck is it with Americans and loving the sound of their own voices...
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new directions.

My life has had a huge change this week. I know its is for the better. Sometimes you need a good kick in the balls to let you see things more clearly. After 3 years, my best friend/companion/confi...
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

us states visited

create your own personalized map of the USA or write about it on the open travel guide...
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

countries visited

create your own visited country map or write about it on the open travel guide...
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

true story???

Apparently a real?? letter received at Workers Compensation Office. Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "...
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

diet

I have just realised that for last fortnight I have lived on red wine, toast and honey, iceblocks, grapefruit juice, coffee and asprin. Its not quite a balanced diet but one covering most essential f...
Posted by darren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST