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Mike

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello world. For those of you that read this crap, you'll know that I've altered my profile AGAIN. My favourite colour is green and I like cheese.I don't do MSM or Yahoo messenger, nor can I send you all my money. Sorry ladies - but you can send me yours.Myspace Layout Stealer Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I like: coffee, mass debates, white sambuca, funk, tarot cards, red lips, black sambuca, coffee, southern comfort + lemonade, melons, soul, stand-up comedy, pina coladas, strange women, crystal balls, clubbing, coffee, sexual innuendos, Ibiza in September

I'd like to meet:

American women looking for British citizenship, shit bands, shit DJ's, white rappers, black rockers and your sister. Oh, and anyone that knows the best ringtone sites.

Music:

Gil Scott Heron, Jill Scott, Angie Stone, Brenda Russell, Stephanie Mills, Alicia Keys, Mary J Blige, Chaka Khan, Alanis Morrisette, Justin T, Usher, Sean Paul, Damien Marley, Stevie Wonder, Radiohead, David Bowie, Faithless, Paul Van Dyk, Mark Ronson, Garbage, Weapons, Chemical Bros, Soulwax, Nirvana, Ferry Corsten, James Brown, Fatback Band, Gotan Project, Roy Ayers, Brand New Heavies, Darling Buds, Stanton Warriors, Neds Atomic Dustbin, Joey Negro, Missy Elliott, Pharrell, Ursula Rucker, Quincy Jones, Marvin Gaye, Cocteau Twins - and shitloads more.

Movies:

Most of the Richard Pryor stuff especially Stir Crazy, Alfred Hitchcock stuff like Rope and Psycho, oh, Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill too

Television:

Documentaries about social injustice and bent coppers

Books:

just read Gordon fucking Ramsay's autobiography...excellent

Heroes:

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My Blog

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out even...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

SEX EDUCATION FOR GIRLS

This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls printed in the early 60's in the UK  and written by a woman!!! "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as prom...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST