Day-um! I cain't swing a dead possum without hitting some gol-derned hick! |
Pop quiz Quickly, and without thinking about it, pronounce "wash." Did you interject an "r" sound before the "sh" sound? No? Then you're probably ok. Did you however pronounce wash as "warsh?" You did...
Posted by Forensic Girl on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:53:00 PST |
Ok, I'm a little freaked. |
Not scared, just freaked.
Tuesday after I woke up, I suddenly felt nauseaus. I got up from my couch and started to walk towards the kitchen to get some Pepto Bismol. I started getting tunn...
Posted by Forensic Girl on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:12:00 PST |
Twice in one year!!! I LOVE ROB ZOMBIE |
A few days ago I found out Rob Zombie will be returning to Kansas City! September 19th I shall again rock out, head bang, and run amok as the little devil I am.
And oogle his ass. Hey, Rob...
Posted by Forensic Girl on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:18:00 PST |
C'mon, is it realllllllly THAT scary? POLL TIME! |
My best friend, who has a Myspace account (but no profile), e-mailed me today.
She seemed concerned about my profile page. To quote her;
"What is WRONG with you, Freaky?! If one did...
Posted by Forensic Girl on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:20:00 PST |
Recreational Human Experimentation |
Human experimentation is a wonderful past time, don't you agree? Even before I knew that I wanted to be a psychological researcher and shrink, I was performing experiments on my hapless family and fri...
Posted by Forensic Girl on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:41:00 PST |
I played chicken with an opossum and a raccoon and I'm not sure who won |
I'm a child of the night. When most people are in bed asleep, I'm up and about taking care of business. I'm usually at the Uni during the mornings and I don't time out from my job until late at night....
Posted by Forensic Girl on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:09:00 PST |
I'm insensitive because I threatened a Muppet |
Sensitivity training. Unless you are wealthy enough to not have to work, or are self-employed and therefore can only be an insensitive prick to, or sexually harass yourself, you are going to have to f...
Posted by Forensic Girl on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST |
Everything is really fucking funny right now for some reason |
And I have no idea why.
I just got home from seeing Rob Zombie! Well, first Cathy and I stopped off at the Tool Shed biker bar hoping to bump into some people I know. Nope, no one I knew w...
Posted by Forensic Girl on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:37:00 PST |
Huff Puff |
I think one of the MANY reason I dislike living in the Midwest is the winter. We have unpredictable weather anyway but winter weather is a particular form of bollocks.
Something about our winter...
Posted by Forensic Girl on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:12:00 PST |
Of freaky men and freaky music; Saturday, Oh Saturday! |
Can't wait! Gonna go see Rob Zombie, MY MAN, Saturday!
Love that freaky man!
----------------------------in other news
Well, the last 4 days have really bit the big one!
Word of advice; n...
Posted by Forensic Girl on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:26:00 PST |
