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About Me

I grew up on a farm in Central IL but left when I accomplished everything there was to do there. They made me come back though because I was only 6.
I often say inapproprate things. I was once accused of putting the fun in funeral.
I am one of the founding members of 3 Legged Race. There is nothing better than doing what you love on your own terms. You should come see the show.
I think there are few problems in life a cold beer can't help. The only exception that springs to mind is alcohol poisoning.
A friend once said that while most people avoid making an ass out of themselves, I often seek it out just to tell the story later.
A different friend once said I was a low grade anarchist, meaning I think outside the box but wouldn't go so far as to say burn a church or something.
I flirt constantly and unconsciously. Don't read to much into it. With that said, if you don't tell me you "like me," I'll never figure it out.
I once asked my buddy if I should go drinking dressed as Santa. He said he thought it might be to hot in the bar. I replied "Yeah, but how often do I get to do this?" He responded with "more than most."
I believe the proper way to order a Mt. Dew is to hold out your hand and say "Do Me."
It's not always good to be me, but man is it fun.

My Interests

Shiny things and pretty lights

I'd like to meet:

The chick from mythbusters. I love her.

Music:

Country music is the devils soundtrack. Other than that, pretty much anything.

Movies:

Princess Bride, Blues Brothers, Star Wars, Dodgeball, Casablanca, Army of Darkness, A Few Good Men, The X-Men, Ghostbusters, Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Dogma, Almost Famous, Swingers, Office Space, The Sting, Tombstone

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV as I'm never home. The Simpsons, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Office, Scrubs, South Park, Family Guy, and The Discovery Channel (anything - Mythbusters, Blue Planet, Planet Earth).

Books:

I'm reading On the Road right now and it always makes me want to pick up and leave.

Heroes:

Fatman and Ryan are the greatest super heroes ever. These two brave indviduals save the worlds children from alcohol poisoning by consuming it all themselves. Good bless those beer goggled men!

My Blog

Random stuff only interesting to me

1. I've been listening to Foxsboro Hot Tubs a lot lately. The albumn is Stop, Drop, and Roll. It's Green Day undercover doing 50's inspired punk. I recommend the albumn.2. My roommate once asked, if a...
Posted by The Fool on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:37:00 PST

I got cast at Comedy Sports

For the 5 of you still on myspace, I got cast in a summer show at Comedy Sportz. The shows will be on Wednesday nights at 8:00 pm. They'll be free shows and they sell liquor, so hopefully most of you ...
Posted by The Fool on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:54:00 PST

Who among you can draw my tattoo?

Can any of you draw? For years I’ve thought about getting a tattoo. I don’t know that I ever will, but I might be more inclined if I had a really kick ass drawing of it. I can’t draw...
Posted by The Fool on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:58:00 PST

Easter sure is fishy

It’s my understanding that Easter is one of the most sacred Christian holidays, and I get that. Christ rose from the grave and that’s some pretty impressive shit right there. I have to be ...
Posted by The Fool on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:36:00 PST

And ode to my Cold

Hacking, wheezing Coughing, sneezing My insides feel like Dog vomit Stuffy head, runny nose And many other sickly woes Most of which I shall not comment Thank you, thank you....
Posted by The Fool on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:28:00 PST

The rough draft is done

It's taken us 7 months, but Adam and I have finally completed the rough draft of Hopless Romantic, a love story.. with cockblocking. It's a movie script we've been working on since last July. It's a m...
Posted by The Fool on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:56:00 PST

HELP!

I need your help. As many of you know, Adam and I have been working on a script for the last several months. It's a love story...kind of... with lots of cocks blocks. Many of the stories wer...
Posted by The Fool on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:20:00 PST

My princess room

I got home to discover my improv group painted my room pink while I was gone. Tiger pink, to be exact. One wall has thick white stripes stripes and the middle stripe has hearts running vertically. Ju...
Posted by The Fool on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:22:00 PST

Shit Ive been meaning to get to

1) Finish School and become a college professor. I've known for a while now that the cube farms of corporate America aren't for me. I accidentally became and accountant and to be honest, every ti...
Posted by The Fool on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:52:00 PST

I swear I don’t wear womens underwear

It was beautiful Sunday here in Chicago and before I went out for the day I had to do my laundry so I didn't smell all funny for work. I had two new people move into my building on this lovely day, bo...
Posted by The Fool on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:43:00 PST