The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach

About Me

I like strawberry. I'm headed for grave. I'm delicious...

My Interests

Rock 'n Roll, Vigilante Justice, Hip Hop, Science, Alcohol, Physics, Philosophy, Girls, Sex, Cigarettes, Baseball, Movies/Films, Propoganda, Martial Arts, Climbing, Illusion, Stealth, Thievery as an Art, World Altering Actions, Pretty much if you bring it up I'll probably be interested. Something deserves discussion of course. Telekosmetics on the other hand. I love you .5!...

I'd like to meet:

Your mom...

Music:

The Arcade Fire, The Velvet Underground, Lifetime, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, The Cure, The Clash, Wu Tang Clan, Oasis, Avail, Social Distortion, Jurrasic 5, Joy Division, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Bright Eyes, The Pixies, The Smiths, Spiritualized, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Iggy and The Stooges, The Misfits, Weezer, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pavement, Outkast, Morrissey, Good Riddance, The Ramones, Television, The White Stripes, Broken Social Scene, Beastie Boys, Bob Marley etc.. etc.. and so on. BROWNWATER (www.brownwater.cjb.net).

Movies:

I Heart Huckabees, The Life Aquatic, Anything Monty Python, Fight Club, Beyond The Valley of the Dolls, The Party, Dead Poets Society, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Anything Kevin Smith, Mystery Train, Hate, Vertigo, The Wolfman, Nadja, Manchurian Candidate (Original), Casablanca, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, American Psycho, The Maltese Falcon, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Princess Bride, The Apartment, 8 1/2, Pi, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Trainspotting, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Planet of the Apes, Soilent Green etc.. etc... and so on. I'm probably too eclectic.

Television:

It's failed me once again!

Books:

Beyond Einstein, The UN Budget Report, On the Road, Please Kill Me, The Elegant Universe, The Kabalah, Earth X, Paradise X, Universe X, DressLikeShit Comics and Art (www.dresslikeshit.deviantart.com), Invisible Monsters.

Heroes:

Banksy, Hurricane Pete, Hicham EL Guerrouj, Danny "Economic" Lee, Stanley Kubrick, Lou Reed, Ricky Williams, Charlie Kaufman, David Bowie, Chuck Palahniuk, Morrissey, Don Mattingly, Bruce Springsteen, Robert Smith, Marcus Garvey, Elvis Costello, Wes Anderson, Sean Connery, Buck Rogers and the Billy D Williams.

My Blog

I dont know

When you light the spark that starts the fire, how do you control it? The weathers change from drab to boring, a fragile rust crept up on us. One night half asleep, intoxicated, hands roam free, in s...
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:08:00 PST

Archimedes Death Ray Album

Joe and I have a new album coming out this winter. The Killing Business by Archimedes Death Ray, our new band. Look forward to it.
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

Blazing Chalaza: A Masters Design

I woke up just in time to press the yellow strip next to the window that informs the bus driver to stop. Grabbing my bag, I jumped up only to be thrown forward as the bus came to a sudden violent halt...
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

I am the light of the world and I'll shine on you.

I feel ill and I have nothing to write really.So Im looking out my window.I think I can see space from here.I wish I was a nano-man. No a picto-man or even, dare I go there, a yocto-man. Then I coul...
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:39:00 PST

Kids on a leash....

Ok. Lots of people cant stand kids. Theyre always running around breaking your balls and screaming about how they want some bullshit toy or piss poor candy. It really doesnt matter that I dont have...
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:10:00 PST

I and you are me, YOU is someone completely different.

Im a buffalo. Lost at midnight on this open plain. What afflicts my wandering heart towards the great expanse? I rumble forth and bellow wild in search of rain. A deep vibratio...
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:45:00 PST

Resolute about being justifiably stubborn or "that's it I've had enough of this bullshit."

So, I was meditating the other day (by meditating I mean wrapping my forked-tounge around some really old words and spewing them into my brain until they create an image and I cant move. Perhaps more ...
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:18:00 PST

Those of my past and present will always be with me in Dream.

Its cold in here now that Im no longer sleeping. As soon as my eyes opened I felt my skin tense to compensate for the air. One world seemed harsh coming from...
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:58:00 PST

Falling asleep with no body pillow.

I was going to say something about the weather but instead decided to talk badly about things on a semi-public forum. So hear I go opening my big mouth. Things Im Opposed to t...
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST

Discovering Delaware, Your first "state".

Since I'll be spending the week in glorious Delaware, I thought I should spend the time to get to know a little about my new surroundings. In the year of our lord 1610, Dutch commisioned explorer Samu...
Posted by The Magnetic Exhalations Of Baron Von Reichbach on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:21:00 PST